Bitchy History

Description: I had a dream about this shirt and then had to actually design it. I will be taking no criticism at this time.

Description: Women aren't from Venus, Men aren't from Mars, we're both the same species...men just aren't listening.

Description: Are you a historian? Have you ever been called "insufferable" for your dedication to your craft and inability to stop explaining historical inaccuracies in every movie you watch or "ruining" Thanksgiving by explaining the history of the event? Then you are eligible to join The Insufferable Historians Society!

Description: Are you a historian? Have you ever been called "insufferable" for your dedication to your craft and inability to stop explaining historical inaccuracies in every movie you watch or "ruining" Thanksgiving by explaining the history of the event? Then you are eligible to join The Insufferable Historians Society!

Description: When the Maid and the Mother are no longer your vibe.

Description: When the Maid and the Mother are no longer your vibe.

Description: A reminder that we can't wait for the Patriarchy to fall, we have to handle it ourselves.

Description: Celebrate that women have more options now. Based on a quote from https://substack.com/@enchantedforestartpress and used with permission!

Description: Men need to stop explaining women's fields of expertise to them, but until they do...keep reminding them with this design.

Description: Men love to call it "gossip" to make fun of it, but we know what it really is and the men are scared.

Description: Celebrate strength, solidarity, and self-expression with this bold reimagining of the classic “We Can Do It!” poster—now with a vibrant LGBTQ+ twist. Our Pride Power Rosie keeps the iconic pose but swaps the classic uniform for a rainbow-striped shirt and a fierce commitment to visibility. Perfect for your office, classroom, protest kit, or gallery wall, this print honors the enduring legacy of feminist resistance while proudly waving the flag for queer empowerment.

Description: Shakespeare meets caffeine in this cheeky mash-up of high drama and highly caffeinated beverages. Featuring a flamboyant Renaissance figure dramatically swooning over a matcha latte, this punny design is perfect for literature lovers, theater kids, and anyone who knows that a good cup of green tea can rival any plot twist. Ideal for mugs, t-shirts, notebooks, and tote bags—because all the world’s a stage, and yours should be matcha-fueled.

Description: Celebrate the trailblazers of feminism and the fight for equality with this bold design titled ‘The ERA Tour.’ Featuring a collage of iconic figures in the women’s rights movement, each surrounded by vibrant pastel blocks, this design highlights their enduring legacy. At the center, a striking ‘ERA Now’ image stands as a modern call to action. Perfect for activists, history enthusiasts, or anyone inspired by the power of equality, this design combines historical reverence with contemporary style. Show your support for the Equal Rights Amendment and the feminist movement with this empowering statement piece!

Description: Behold, the ultimate ancient fan badge—a cartouche that spells out ‘Swiftie’ in Egyptian hieroglyphics! Because even in the land of the pharaohs, there’s no escaping the call of Taylor.

Description: Celebrate the beauty and strength of nature’s most mysterious plants with this bold, feminist twist. Featuring iconic toxic beauties—like Belladonna, Foxglove, and Wolfsbane—this design is a reminder that looking pretty doesn’t mean lacking power. Perfect for green witches, plant lovers, and anyone with a taste for a little danger in their floral arrangements. Add some botanical bite to your wardrobe and wear your power unapologetically!

Description: Channel your inner Evy from The Mummy with this fierce winged scarab design! Perfect for when you’re ready to school the Bembridge Scholars and show off some ancient Egyptian style—without accidentally awakening any curses (probably)

Description: People who majored in the humanities are easy to impress...if you have Chicago and MLA style guides.

Description: Give your favorite Jeep bro a friendly reminder to keep it simple—because big wheels don’t always mean big thoughts! Perfect for those who love a little off-road sass.

Description: If you've ever been through the peer review process you know the terror or Peer Reviewer #2.

Description: Sometimes I feel like "the future is female" is a phrase that makes us forget that the past was also female.

Description: Medusa got a bad wrap. She was punished for the dumbest reason ever, and she needs her image rehabilitated. Let's help her out.

Description: Historians are going through it right now. If you are a historian or you know a historian, buy them this so their alcohol consumption is excused.

Description: When they say that "Dead Men Tell No Tales" they clearly had never met a historian. Sport this sweatshirt to remind people that the dead do speak.

Description: Represent your favorite history podcast, Bitchy History.

Description: Historians have the best job ever, gossiping about dead people who can't get offended. If you are a historian or you know one, buy this design that lets people know why history is amazing.

Description: You say "feminist killjoy" like it's a bad thing...

Description: No one who died in the Salem witch trials was a witch...but an awful lot of them were women. Coincidence? I think not.