BlimpCo Omniversal

Description: We've all seen what you do when you go out to cause trouble. Many, many times, in fact. This wasn't the first time and it won't be the last - so get out there and make it count!

Description: Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a Stew.... Wear 'em on a Shirt.

Description: If they're coming for your hat, you'd better know how to defend it.

Description: Your right to participate in interstate commerce is non-negotiable, but we'd certainly appreciate if you chose to of your own free will... perhaps by purchasing a shirt?

Description: Let everyone know that your love for pickles is a big dill!

Description: Meatball subs are better in pairs - just ask Agent Pappas.

Description: Meatball subs are better in pairs - just ask Agent Pappas.

Description: We're all just broken guys with a few screws loose. If you can help someone do a couple barrel rolls before you go, then you're doing pretty good. Take care of each other. Enjoy the ride as long as you can.

Description: If you know every stop on the LIRR from Penn Station to Ronkonkoma by heart, or if you've ever socked a guy for badmouthing the Big Duck, then this is the shirt for you.

Description: He's the classiest feller by far in the entire holler, he's the Hill William. Top coat, top hat, he's not worried, because his hogs are fat.

Description: Even though both your listeners would disagree, nobody else cares what you think about Baroque Corsican asparagus-harvesting techniques. You should probably hit the gym instead.

Description: The REAL heroes are the fast food taco joint workers slingin' gorditas for 8 bucks an hour. Give them all a Baja Blast of support with this sweet drip.

Description: Mmmmm, Soup! Internet meme humor makes the perfect gift for the angsty Edgelord in your basement, spare bedroom, or life. If this offends you, I swear Trump made me do it... or Twitter... or whoever it is you hate.

Description: Bringing Twitter verification to the masses, and it won't cost you anywhere near $15,000. Make sure everyone knows that you're somebody worth listening to... at least in Eastern Europe.

Description: When Taco Tuesday rolls around, but you want to mix it up, make sure they know you still mean business... but be polite about it.

Description: Make sure that everyone knows you mean business when Taco Tuesday rolls around... but be polite about it.

Description: “I have discovered that even the mediocre can have adventures and even the fearful can achieve.” ― Edmund Hillary

Description: Here's one cloth you will definitely want on. Conveniently comes in a variety of boon sizes, so whether you're showing Bobs or not, I can assure you will enjoy a lot.

Description: You could be in a hurricane or a thunderstorm, North is still North. It doesn't change fundamental truth.

Description: You could be in a hurricane or a thunderstorm, North is still North. It doesn't change fundamental truth.

Description: You could be in a hurricane or a thunderstorm, North is still North. It doesn't change fundamental truth.

Description: Hot diggety dog! Even if you're hoping for a little freaky-deaky, you should pick this up just because it looks cool. Regardless, if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.

Description: Don't be coy, embrace your typos and wear them proudly. Your friends and family will be enraptured!

Description: Planning your day with Peregrin Took has never been easier. Now in convenient shirt form!

Description: Planning your day with Peregrin Took has never been easier. Now in convenient shirt form!

Description: This is my Baja, Blasted for you. Dew this in remembrance of me.

Description: If you've got something to say, and you know it's better to burn out than fade away, then you already know you want this. When everyone else sees it, they'll tell you "I'm a gettin it!"

Description: Who knew needing coffee was this contagious?

Description: America is not a nation founded by the soft or fearful, by those who craved security over liberty. It was founded upon faith and conviction by those who chose to shrug off the yoke of oppression and live boldly. Take responsibility for your own life and your own choices. Make your own decisions, rather than meekly complying with whatever others demand of you. Do Not Comply.

Description: When they tell you that you can’t celebrate Christmas with your family, there’s only one response: "Come and take it."

Description: When they tell you that you're not allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving with your family, there's only one response: "Come and take it.."

Description: It's common knowledge that adding "AR" makes everything more dangerous. Spread the warning far and wide about the more dangerous version of Kansas lurking in the heart of the nation.

Description: On the days when the best you can do is just be, we got you covered.

Description: Who doesn't love Brandon Brown? You'll be smelling victory with this catchy chant that's sweeping the nation so quickly, you'd think it was mandatory!

Description: The love for cheese is eternal, so why not immortalize it on some swanky merch? After all, science agrees that everyone loves cheese.

Description: When you've gotta rock a rhyme that's right on time, you NEED someone who's not a crook. Strap on your bowling shoes, and figure out who's going on your enemies list by their reaction to this awesome shirt!