Shorts
Austin Shorts
$27
SPURS Shorts
$27
Description: Vintage kawaii dark-humor t-shirt design featuring a chibi raccoon detective in a tiny trench coat examining snack wrappers through an oversized magnifying glass. Warm amber, dusty rose, and muted gold tones with soft halftone grain texture create a retro POD aesthetic perfect for black apparel. Includes bold arched typography “INVESTIGATING” with humorous subtitle “who ate my snacks (it was me).” Transparent background with centered print-ready composition.
Description: Semi-kawaii grunge t-shirt design featuring a chibi black cat wizard intensely studying a magical grimoire titled “SPELLS FOR AVOIDING MONDAYS.” Surrounded by glowing candles, floating stars, and atmospheric magical effects, the artwork combines muted orange, dusty gold, and soft white tones against deep black apparel. Includes bold arc typography “STUDYING HARD” with worn italic subtext “for none of this.” Vintage grain overlay, cel-shaded illustration style, transparent background, and POD print-ready composition.
Description: Kawaii dark-humor t-shirt design featuring a chibi skeleton meditating in lotus position while sipping bubble tea and flashing a peace sign. Tiny headphones, pastel lavender and muted teal accents, soft cel-shading, and glowing sparkles create a relaxed but sarcastic aesthetic. Includes bold condensed typography “INNER PEACE” with the subtext “loading... please wait.” Circular centered composition with subtle grain texture, optimized for high-quality POD printing on black apparel with transparent background.
Description: Dark-humor kawaii t-shirt graphic featuring an anxious fluffy chibi hedgehog curled into a defensive ball while surrounded by floating notification alerts and warning symbols. Soft cel-shaded illustration style with desaturated mint, warm white, and coral accent tones against deep black apparel. Includes bold slab serif typography “NOT AVAILABLE” with sarcastic italic subtext “emotionally or physically.” Tight centered composition with subtle halftone grain texture, transparent background, and POD-optimized print quality.
Description: Chibi kawaii black cat t-shirt graphic featuring a grumpy cross-armed cat sitting atop a mountain of unopened emails with a spilled coffee mug steaming beside it. Warm muted white and burnt orange color palette with expressive cel-shaded linework, distressed typography, and subtle halftone grain texture for a vintage POD aesthetic. Features the sarcastic slogan “TECHNICALLY I SHOWED UP” with secondary script “that’s all I promised.” Transparent background, centered print-ready composition.
Description: Kawaii-meets-dark-humor t-shirt design featuring an overwhelmed chibi raccoon buried in an overflowing laundry basket while clutching a dirty sock. Soft cel-shaded semi-realistic illustration style with floating chaos icons, stars, and expressive emotional detail. Warm coral pink and muted gold palette designed for high-contrast printing on black apparel. Includes bold arched typography “I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL” with ironic handwritten subtext “(it is not under control)”. Transparent background, POD-ready composition.
Description: Semi-kawaii dark humor t-shirt illustration featuring a chubby upside-down opossum wearing tiny sunglasses and casually holding a coffee cup while hanging from a branch. Soft cel-shading with subtle glow effects, distressed grain texture, and a muted olive green, warm beige, and coral palette optimized for black apparel. Includes bold slab serif typography “PLAYING DEAD” with handwritten script “is my cardio.” Transparent background, centered POD-ready artwork.
Description: Outrage has never looked this stylish. This indignant goose, decked out in pearls and a sunhat, is absolutely not having it—and it’s making sure everyone knows. With a bold “SOLD OUT” sign raised high and a full-volume honk ready, this design captures peak chaotic protest energy. Clean retro lines, high-contrast colors, and a loud visual message make this perfect for anyone who’s fed up, over it, and unapologetically vocal about it.
Description: Unhinged, self-made, and proud of it. This chaotic raccoon, rocking gold chains and a crooked graduation cap, represents pure DIY genius energy. Armed with a trash can lid like a shield and zero formal education, it’s all instinct, hustle, and survival. The bold pop-art style, aggressive expression, and high-contrast design make this a standout piece for anyone who learned the hard way—and made it anyway.
