Phone Cases
Main Tag:
Description: Fine print under the bird design and lettering reads: "*THE BIRDS HAVE NOT AGREED TO THESE TERMS OF SERVICE. PLEASE KEEP ALCOHOL AWAY FROM BIRDS. TURNS OUT IT’S NOT GOOD FOR LIVING THINGS EXCEPT MAYBE OCCASIONALLY IN TINY MEDICINAL AMOUNTS, YET UNFORTUNATELY OUR SOCIETY HAS NORMALIZED DRINKING ALCOHOL IN AMOUNTS WHICH COULD BE CONSIDERED AN OVERDOSE FOR OTHER MEDICINES. PLEASE SEE NEW EARTH FOR DETAILS. NOT AVAILABLE IN ALL 50 STATES OF LIMITED CONSCIOUSNESS. IN THE FUTURE WE WILL NOT NEED FINE PRINT LIKE THIS BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL BE TELEPATHIC AND COMPANIES WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HIDE ANYTHING FROM US. UNTIL THEN, KEEP ON READING."
