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Description: The third worst poetry in the universe, handsomely bound. A Megadodo Publications paperback that never existed, laid out in the classic triband cover style with Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz credited as the author and its own dodo colophon.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: Holly is Red Dwarf's Tenth Generation AI hologrammatic computer, with an IQ of 6,000.

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Description: Don't Panic... this design mashes up Hokusai's legendary Great Wave off Kanagawa with the weird and wonderful universe of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Featuring Babel Fish riding the waves, a startled sperm whale materialising from nowhere, and a very resigned bowl of petunias.

Description: For train enthusiasts who also have a sense of humour. For people who unironically love the InterCity 125 HST. For anyone who's ever stood on a platform in the rain and felt something.

Description: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you're just... staring at me. Pay tribute to the galaxy's most gloriously gloomy robot with this Marvin the Paranoid Android design, inspired by Douglas Adams' legendary Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Description: Smegging brilliant! Take the wit and wisdom of the Red Dwarf crew wherever you go with this fantastic quotes design, featuring memorable lines from Holly, Lister, Kryten, Cat, and Rimmer.

Description: Celebrate the darkly hilarious world of Royston Vasey with a design packed full of iconic nods to The League of Gentlemen. This tee is a tribute to the show's gloriously twisted humour.

Description: The original alternate cover design for one of the most recognisable pop and rock albums of the 1980s.

Description: Introduce your favorite feline friend to the fascinating world beyond with our 'Teach Your Cat to Talk to the Dead' design

Description: This alien comes in peace.

Description: probing cows is what aliens do.

Description: Get ready for a spooky, silly, and spectacular Halloween with your favorite Muppets! This frightfully fun design features their ghoulishly delightful costumes, gathered in front of a haunted mansion under the glow of a full moon. Perfect for Halloween enthusiasts who love a good laugh with a side of spooky charm!

Description: Vintage, distressed artwork. Master the D&D rules for this classic tabletop roleplaying game.

Description: Vintage, distressed logo. Master the D&D rules for this classic tabletop roleplaying game.

Description: Don't panic - this vintage style, distressed, retro look design is perfect for life, the universe and everything (the answer is 42).

Description: Whether you call them bricks, blocks, or little plastic masterpieces, this design is a must-have for fans of the classic building toy we all grew up with. Perfect for builders of all ages and skill levels — kids, adults, and everyone in between. Show off your love for the brick and let your creativity stack up!

Description: Whether you call them bricks, blocks, or little plastic masterpieces, this design is a must-have for fans of the classic building toy we all grew up with. Perfect for builders of all ages and skill levels — kids, adults, and everyone in between. Show off your love for the brick and let your creativity stack up!

Description: Celebrate your love for the Champions! This is the perfect gift for any die-hard Reds fan. Its stylish design serves as a statement piece to show your passion for the city.

Description: Read for pleasure.

Description: Get Wise, not Weird! Keep off the Grass”. War on Drugs anti-cannabis poster, 1971

Description: Celebrate your love for Liverpool with our Champions 24/25 Design! This is the perfect gift for any die-hard Reds fan. Its stylish design serves as a statement piece to show your passion for the city.

Description: Power yourself or your Heart of Gold with an Infinite Improbability Drive.

Description: Perfect for a fun old-fashioned Griswold family christmas.

Description: Perfect for a fun old-fashioned Griswold family christmas.

Description: Don't panic - this vintage style, retro look design is perfect for life, the universe and everything (the answer is 42).

Description: Don't panic - this vintage style, retro look design is perfect for life, the universe and everything (the answer is 42).