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Welcome to borderlineNPC — a place for weird ideas, internet humor, and designs made for people who feel a little out of place. Creating sarcastic, geeky, and slightly chaotic art for everyday NPCs.

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Abstraction - TADC Hoodie

Description: Remember JAX?

Tags: abstract, abstraction, digital circus, duval, jax

Abstraction - TADC Hoodie

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Silence Will Fall – Doctor Who Fan Art Hoodie
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Description: A mysterious tribute to the eerie world of Doctor Who, featuring the chilling words “Silence Will Fall.” A striking design for fans of sci-fi, cosmic mysteries, and unforgettable moments from the series. Please check the official fan art guidelines for required attribution or legal-line text

Tags: dalek, david tennant, doctor who, dr who, matt smith

Silence Will Fall – Doctor Who Fan Art Hoodie

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Dr WHO Time Travel Phone Booth – Vintage Sci-Fi Art Hoodie
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Description: Geronimooo! Step into a little blue mystery with this vintage-inspired time travel phone booth design. Featuring a classic British street aesthetic and a cosmic sci-fi feel, it’s perfect for fans of retro futurism, time travel stories, and imaginative adventures. A fun gift for sci-fi lovers, dreamers, and anyone who wishes they could travel through time.

Tags: 80s, back to the future, doctor who, geronimo, retro
Holloween this Holloween that Hoodie
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Description: howlloween is near and we get to pumpkin around!

Tags: autumn, bat, bats, halloween, halloweentee

Holloween this Holloween that Hoodie

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Back off! I have a Crazy sister and i'm not afraid to use her Hoodie
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Description: Back off! I have a Crazy sister and i'm not afraid to use her

Tags: crazy, crazy sister, funny, funny meme, meme
Secretly, Elden Lord Hoodie
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Description: They don't know you're elden lord

Tags: dark souls, elden lord, gamer, gaming, lord of frenzied

Secretly, Elden Lord Hoodie

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AI  Wrote This. Hoodie

Description: A funny AI-themed design for programmers, developers, tech enthusiasts, and anyone living in the age of artificial intelligence. Perfect for people who love AI jokes, machine learning humor, coding culture, and futuristic technology. A great gift for software engineers, data scientists, and AI fans.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence quote, code, coder, coding

AI Wrote This. Hoodie

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If You Can Read This, You're Too Close Hoodie
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Description: Add some personal space with this funny "If You Can Read This, You're Too Close" design. Perfect for introverts, people who value their space, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor. A great gift for friends, coworkers, and anyone who enjoys witty graphic tees.

Tags: awkwardness, cute, funny, homebody, humor

If You Can Read This, You're Too Close Hoodie

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css is easy, huh? Hoodie
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Description: A funny "CSS Is Easy" design for web developers, frontend engineers, programmers, and coding enthusiasts. Perfect for anyone who has ever wrestled with CSS layouts, flexbox, grid, or browser compatibility. A great gift for developers, software engineers, and tech lovers with a sense of humor.

Tags: code, coder, coding, developer, html

css is easy, huh? Hoodie

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Black T Shirt Cute Cat Paw Hoodie
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Description: Cute Cat Paws On Black TShirts. Their Little Paw Print On Your Heart.

Tags: black, black cats, cat, cat paws, cats

Black T Shirt Cute Cat Paw Hoodie

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Rainbow Potion Hoodie
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Description: Chaos in a bottle drink responsibly!

Tags: fantasy, magic, magic potion, pixel potion, potion bottle

Rainbow Potion Hoodie

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Purple Potion  +EXP Boost Hoodie
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Description: “Level up faster than your social life”

Tags: exp point, experience, gaming, health bar, potion

Purple Potion +EXP Boost Hoodie

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Press x to Doubt Hoodie

Description: Wear it during gaming sessions, at conventions, or just as a perfectly timed real-life response to daily nonsense. Simple, clean, and instantly recognizable — this design is guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods from fellow gamers. Press X to buy. You know you want to. 🎮✨

Tags: classic gaming, game, gamer, gaming, internet humor

Press x to Doubt Hoodie

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Parry Once – Panic Dodge Roll FOREVER Hoodie

Description: Every true action-RPG player knows the struggle: you learn how to parry once… and then spend the rest of your life panic-rolling away from danger. This hilarious “Parry Once – Panic Dodge Roll FOREVER” design perfectly captures the chaotic energy of boss fights, tight frames, and those moments when survival becomes pure instinct.

Tags: action rpgs, boss, boss rush games, elden ring, games

Parry Once – Panic Dodge Roll FOREVER Hoodie

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I'm Not Addicted, I'm on a Quest Hoodie
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Description: Level up your style with this funny and relatable gamer design! “I'm Not Addicted, I'm on a Quest” is the perfect shirt for anyone who knows the difference between casual gaming… and going on an epic adventure.

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, addicted, gaming, pixel

I'm Not Addicted, I'm on a Quest Hoodie

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Respawn Retry RAGE QUIT Repeat Hoodie
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Description: Bring your gamer rage to life with this bold “Respawn • Retry • RAGE QUIT • Repeat” design! Perfect for every player who knows the cycle of late-night gaming sessions, epic fails, salty teammates, and the sweet satisfaction of pressing “retry” one more time.

Tags: console, gamer, games, gaming, retro

Respawn Retry RAGE QUIT Repeat Hoodie

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baka 2 Hoodie

Description: baka idiot Japanese hiragana

Tags: japanese, manga, otaku, baka, idiot

baka 2 Hoodie

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no means no Hoodie
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Description: no means no everyone has a right to say no

Tags: no means no, feminist, women

no means no Hoodie

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press x to doubt Hoodie
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Description: only gamers would know

Tags: controller, doubt, gamer, gaming, humor

press x to doubt Hoodie

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cat Hoodie
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Description: meow meow

Tags: glasses, cat, kitten

cat Hoodie

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