Albright Illustration

Description: When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse! Illustration ©BradAlbright

Description: "...to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word." The Noble Baphomet, inspiring Humanism... with horns.

Description: Far out! What could be groovier than pinball in zero gravity? Just don't tilt, ya dig? Original illustration by Brad Albright, copyright 2023.

Description: "You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good Day, Sir!" Original illustration by @BradAlbright ©2021

Description: "Hello my Weyland, Hello Yutani..." That damn xenomorph, always popping up an the most inopportune times! Original Alien & Spaceballs tribute illustration, ©BradAlbright 2017 www.AlbrightIllustration.com

Description: You're gonna love this... It's a Scream, Baby!

Description: "I think everyone enjoys a nice murder, provided he is not the victim."

Description: When you're in Spain to rescue the president's daughter, the LAST thing you want to hear is "Gloria a Las Plagas!"

Description: You can sleep when you're dead!

Description: Nothing quite like the blazing fast ricochet of a pinball between the pops!

Description: What a fabulous destiny for Amelie's traveling garden gnome!

Description: Press On! To Caffeinity... and Beyond! Blast off into Aero Space with a rich cup of fresh pressed coffee. Illustration by Brad Albright ©2021

Description: Press On! To Caffeinity... and Beyond! Blast off into Aero Space with a rich cup of fresh pressed coffee. Illustration by Brad Albright ©2021

Description: Nothing like pulling a perfect, syrupy shot of Espresso first thing in the morning! I am NOT going to waste my shot! Original illustration copyright @BradAlbright 2021

Description: Nothing like pulling a perfect, syrupy shot of Espresso first thing in the morning! I am NOT going to waste my shot! Original illustration copyright @BradAlbright 2021

Description: Boy, oh boy... what a handful of years it's been. You could just cry. Thanks Obama!!

Description: IT's getting scary in the White House... time to vote evil clowns out of office! This is our year!! Original Illustration ©BradAlbright 2020

Description: Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. Original Illustration ©BradAlbright2020

Description: I need TP for my Bungho-ho-ho! Better ask Santa for that Toilet Paper well in advance this year. Celebrating with humor the great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020. It's been a tough year on our tushies!

Description: Hand-drawn rug pattern with hidden text... "ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY..."

Description: *Thock!* ... All hail King Paimon! Original ink drawing by illustrator Brad Albright. Inspired by Hereditary, 2018's groundbreaking horror film. Written and directed by Ari Aster, from A24 films. Starring Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, and Milly Shapiro.

Description: Ho-ha! Glad Midsommar from Harga, Halsingland! A friendly faced bear adorned in flowers welcomes you to the festivities! Have a mushroomy snack and refreshing beverage as we gather and celebrate. Original illustration by Brad Albright, with edge-worn art for a soft, vintage appearance.

Description: I've got a golden ticket!! Vote for the change we need and the golden future we deserve. 2020... It could be sweet! Original illustration ©BradAlbright2020

Description: Support your local arcade! Keep coin-op, pinball, and retro arcade gaming alive and well... in your neighborhood! Inspired by animated neon signs and vintage game room decor.

Description: Slick that hair back and grab a microphone... it's time to rock your skull and bones! Punk aint dead! Bad boy greaser skull singing into a vintage shure microphone. Original illustration ©BradAlbright 2016

Description: Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

Description: Ever notice how much smoking the Ghostbusters do? Just a bunch of working class gents, doin' the gig. Smoke if you got 'em!

Description: Deep Ellum is the grooviest part of Dallas, TX... and the beating heart of the arts! Just ask The Traveling Man! He's there to show you the way!

Description: 3D glasses are skull cracking good fun! Illustration in 3D for red/blue glasses. Shirt art lightly distressed for a softer vintage print. Original Illustration by Brad Albright ©2016

Description: How would pinball work in zero gravity? Magnets, perhaps? Original Pinball Art by Illustrator Brad Albright

Description: Step on up and take the plunge... into CHAOS!. Fight against the machines! But Danger! Beware! Pinball aint easy.

Description: Pop those quarters and take the plunge, into the wizard mode! Pinball wizards do it with an extra ball.

Description: All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. (Original movie prop illustration by Brad Albright, inspired by Stephen King's original novel The Shining and film by Stanley Kubrick).

Description: Aww, what a nice Revenant! He brought you a present!

Description: No one can resist the call... of the silver ball! Dare to flip it? With the modern day rise of barcades and freeplay retro arcade fandom, pinball is back and more competitive than ever! This original tee design captures the multi-sensory, mystical allure of the silver ball and multiball action... featuring flippers, X score multipliers, pop bumper jets, and musical cues. Grab your shirt, take the plunge, and flip it! (Black & White edition also available).

Description: What's a pinball wizard without a dungeon arcade and dragon friend to help cheer them on?