brimism

Description: "Well, really, that's no way to behave on your first day out. But, uhm, since you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive you."

Description: Something that resembles art. It comes in one color

Description: "They're mutations caused by radiation. No, wait; the government made 'em. BIG surprise for the Russians."

Description: "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole."