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Busto The Pig sells a variety of funny sayings, sarcastic quotes, cheesy pick-up lines, and designs on T-shirts, apparel, mugs, stickers, labels, banners, invitations, postcards, and more! So come on in and check us out. And remember... It's Better With Busto.

Tapestries

Santa Claus. Your Mom Knows I'm Real. Tapestry
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Description: Another Zinger from Santa Featured on a Variety of Merchandise.

Tags: bad santa, christmas, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater

Santa Claus. Your Mom Knows I'm Real. Tapestry

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"You Must Have Been Born on The Highway" - Sarcastic Comment Graphic Tee. Tapestry

Description: Make a statement with this funny sarcastic quote shirt, perfect for anyone who loves dry humor, witty remarks, and a little bit of attitude. This design is great for everyday wear, casual outings, or as a gift for someone who appreciates sarcasm and clever jokes.

Tags: adult humor, dry humor apparel, funny graphic, funny quote, funny sarcastic
"Save Innocent Plants. Eat Bacon" - Funny Sarcastic Quote Shirt. Tapestry

Description: Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat Bacon. A Sarcastic Saying Graphic featured on a Variety of Products. Perfect for: sarcasm lovers, comedy fans, coworkers, friends, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor.

Tags: sarcastic quote, funny quote, funny slogan, sarcasm sayings, sarcastic phrases
"Immortal So Far" - Funny Sarcastic Quote Shirt Tapestry

Description: Immortal So Far. A Funny Quote Featured on Many Products and Apparel. Let's Put Some Sarcasm in Your Day. Whether you’re shopping for a sarcastic t-shirt, hoodie, sticker, or mug, this design delivers humor that stands out without trying too hard. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, office laughs, or just showing off your personality.

Tags: funny sarcastic sayings, funny quote, funny slogan, funny sarcasm, sarcasm sayings
Reincarnation is My Only Hope Funny Saying. Tapestry
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Description: Feeling hopeless? Reincarnation may be your way out. Reincarnation is my only hope funny saying.

Tags: buddha, buddhism, dead, death, funny
In Dog Years I'm Dead Sarcastic Saying Tapestry

Description: A Sarcastic Saying That Says In Dog Years I'm Dead.

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny saying, funny sayings

In Dog Years I'm Dead Sarcastic Saying Tapestry

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People Skills Verses Idiot Skills. Sarcastic Saying Tapestry

Description: People Skills Verses Idiot Skills—Sarcastic Saying. A Funny Saying is featured on numerous products.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings
I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer. Funny Quote Tapestry
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Description: I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer. Funny Quote. A Humorous Phrase features on a variety of products.

Tags: aging, funny, funny gift, funny sayings, funny slogan
Merry Christmas Bitches. Tapestry

Description: A Rather Naughty Santa Spreading His Own Brand of Christmas Cheer.

Tags: bad santa, christmas, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater

Merry Christmas Bitches. Tapestry

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Caution. Currently Unsupervised Funny Quote Tapestry
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Description: Caution. Currently, Unsupervised Funny Quote is sold on a number of products and apparel.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny sarcasm, funny slogan, funnytee
Martinis. Proof That God Loves Us. Funny Phrase Tapestry
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Description: Humorous Graphic Design That States Martinis. Proof That God Loves Us Funny Phrase.

Tags: alcohol, beer, cocktail, drink, drinker
Have a Day Funny Quote Tapestry
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Description: Have a Day. A Funny Quote that is featured on several products.

Tags: cute, emoji, emoticon, funny, funny gift

Have a Day Funny Quote Tapestry

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Your Secret is Safe With Me. I Wasn't Listening. Funny Quote Tapestry
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Description: Your Secret is Safe With Me. I Wasn't Listening. Funny Quote design on a variety of products.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny sarcasm, funny saying, funny slogan
Santa Claus Gets a Little Naughty Tapestry
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Description: Humorous Cartoon Image of Santa Getting a Bit Naughty.

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas sweater, funny christmas, happy holidays

Santa Claus Gets a Little Naughty Tapestry

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Always be Yourself Unless You Suck Sarcastic Quote. Tapestry

Description: Always be Yourself Unless You Suck Sarcastic Quote. A Funny Saying on a Variety of Products.

Tags: funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny saying, funny slogan, humor
Body of a God Funny Saying Tapestry
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Description: Body of a God. The God is Buddha Funny Saying Graphic Design.

Tags: body of a god, buddha, buddhism, funny quote, funny sayings

Body of a God Funny Saying Tapestry

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Sorry I'm Late Sarcastic Remark Tapestry
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Description: Do you want a little Sarcasm? We Have a Great Sarcastic Remark. Look no further. Sorry I'm Late. I Didn’t Want To Be Here.

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny saying, funny slogan

Sorry I'm Late Sarcastic Remark Tapestry

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Rude People Suck Sarcastic Quote Tapestry
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Description: Can’t stand rude people? This sarcastic quote will let everyone know how you feel. Rude people suck sarcastic quote.

Tags: for her, for him, funny, funny gift, funny quote

Rude People Suck Sarcastic Quote Tapestry

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Santa Claus. Nothing for You Bitch. Tapestry
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Description: A Warm Christmas Message from Santa Featured on Numerous Products.

Tags: bad santa, christmas, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater

Santa Claus. Nothing for You Bitch. Tapestry

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Get a Puppy Sarcastic Comment Tapestry
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Description: You Want Cute? Get a Puppy sarcastic comment. We have all the sarcasm you can handle.

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, funny slogan

Get a Puppy Sarcastic Comment Tapestry

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Fake Number Cheesy Pick Up Line Tapestry
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Description: Don’t know how to approach that person you have your eye on? We have the tees and other products that may help. Can I even get a fake number cheesy pickup line.

Tags: amiable, cheesy, cute, fake number, flirt

Fake Number Cheesy Pick Up Line Tapestry

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Ignore Me Cheesy Pick Up Line Tapestry
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Description: Having a hard time getting a date? Uncle Steve can help. I can tell by the way you’re ignoring me that you want me cheesy pick up line.

Tags: amiable, cheesy, dating, flirt, flirty

Ignore Me Cheesy Pick Up Line Tapestry

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Lazy Humorous Quote Tapestry
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Description: Let's be Politically Correct. Lazy is an ugly word. Let’s go with Selective Participation funny saying.

Tags: funny, humor, humorous, nap, participation

Lazy Humorous Quote Tapestry

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Good in bed. Funny Pickup Line Tapestry
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Description: Good in bed. Can sleep all day funny pickup line. See all our cheesy pickup lines on a variety of t-shirts and other products.

Tags: boyfriend, couple, flirt, flirty, funny

Good in bed. Funny Pickup Line Tapestry

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Get Me Drunk And Enjoy The Show Tapestry
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Description: Are you the life of the party? These tees and other items will get the message out. Get Me Drunk and Enjoy the Show funny saying.

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, bourbon, drink

Get Me Drunk And Enjoy The Show Tapestry

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Easier to Get into Than Community College Funny Pickup Line Tapestry
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Description: Easier to Get into Than Community College Women’s Pick Up Line.

Tags: bad, cheese, cheesy, college, community
May Contain Alcohol. Funny Saying Tapestry

Description: Let the world know you may contain alcohol. Our t-shirts and apparel let the world know your current alcohol levels. You probably don't want to pulled by the police over while wearing any of these products.

Tags: alcohol, bartender, beer, booze, cocktail

May Contain Alcohol. Funny Saying Tapestry

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Beer Belly Pick Up Line Tapestry
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Description: Looking for that perfect introduction? We have your back. This is not a beer belly. It’s a fuel tank for a sex machine funny pick up line.

Tags: beer, beer belly, cheese, cheesy, dating

Beer Belly Pick Up Line Tapestry

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Agree With You - Sarcastic Comment Tapestry

Description: If I agree with you… We’ll both be wrong. Sarcastic Comment.

Tags: funny quote, funny sarcasm, insulti, insulting comment, rude comment

Agree With You - Sarcastic Comment Tapestry

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Sorry to Offend You Funny Insult Tapestry
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Description: Need to insult someone? We can help make that happen. Sorry if I offended you. That was just a bonus funny insult.

Tags: comeback, cynical, funny, humor, humorous

Sorry to Offend You Funny Insult Tapestry

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Happy Santa Claus. Nothing for You Asshole. Tapestry
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Description: A Wonderful Message from Santa Featured on a Variety of Products.

Tags: bad santa, christmas, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater
Not Caring - Sarcastic Remark Tapestry

Description: Are people boring you with all their problems? We get it. This message will let them know you really don’t care. If You Listen Closely, You Can Hear Me Not Caring sarcastic remark.

Tags: attitude, comment, funny, humor, listen closely

Not Caring - Sarcastic Remark Tapestry

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Stupid People Funny Remark Tapestry
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Description: Do you hate stupid people? You shouldn’t. God just created them for your amusement. This funny remark says it all. T-shirts and other products for the rest of us. Stupid People. God’s Way to Keep The Rest of Us Amused Funny Remark.

Tags: amused, attitude, christian, comment, funny

Stupid People Funny Remark Tapestry

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If I followed you home? Pickup Line Tapestry
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Description: Need help finding a date? We can help. If I followed you home? Would you keep me cheesy pickup line. T-Shirts and Apparel.

Tags: couple, flirt, fun, funny, gift idea

If I followed you home? Pickup Line Tapestry

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Two Wishes Cheesy Pick Up Line Tapestry
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Description: Need a cheesy pickup line? We are here to help. Here I Am. What Are Your Other Two Wishes? Cheesy Pick up Line.

Tags: boyfriend, cheesy pick up lines, flirt, flirty, gift idea

Two Wishes Cheesy Pick Up Line Tapestry

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"Have I Got a Package For You" - Merry Christmas Santa Claus Funny Quote Tee. Tapestry
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Description: A Cartoon Graphic With Santa Delivering a Cheesy Pickup Line. Make a statement with this funny sarcastic quote shirt, perfect for anyone who loves dry humor, witty remarks, and a little bit of attitude. This design is great for everyday wear, casual outings, or as a gift for someone who appreciates sarcasm and clever jokes.

Tags: merry christmas, christmas, happy holidays, ugly christmas sweater, ugly holiday sweater

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