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Merry Christmas Heavy Metal Shorts
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Description: Have a rockin' holiday in hell.

Tags: black metal, christmas gifts, christmas humor, death metal, happy holidays
Happy Valentine's Day Heavy Metal Shorts
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Description: Romance roars with steel roses, leather-clad passion, and thunderous riffs.

Tags: couples clothing, couples matching, heart, heavy metal, heavy metal band
Run EWR Newark New Jersey Airport Shorts
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Description: Touch down at Newark, beats boom like a jet on the strip, New Jersey style — got that old-school swagger every time that I dip

Tags: 80s, 90s, airport, airport code, band
Moist Soda Pop Shorts
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Description: Ahhh, refreshing!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, coca cola, coke, cola
Moist Soda Pop Shorts
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Description: Ahhh, refreshing!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, coca cola, coke, cola
Second Amendment to the United States Constitution Shorts

Description: LGBTQ+ have the right to keep an bear arms! Responsible gun ownership creates and ensures a safe environment for gays and lesbians!

Tags: 2nd amendment, america, firearm, gay, gay pride
The Mile High Club Shorts
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Description: Two parts fun and two parts friendship!

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, boyfriend, couple
Manducare Stercore Eat Shit Latin Language Shorts
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Description: Some hi-brow humor for your snobby over-educated friends!

Tags: ancient rome, eat shit, educated, funny, geek humor
Remember Lumon Cares! Severance Shorts
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Description: Daydreaming may hinder progress.

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, casey, helly r, kier
Eradicate Servitude! Severance Lumon Macrodat Uprising Shorts
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Description: A promising new world for employees is fast-emerging! Lumon Industries is committed to driving this evolution. Our Severance procedure allows you the headspace to focus on your most cherished activities, without ever seeing the inside of a cubicle.

Tags: adam scott, anti work, antiwork, capitalism, helly r
Lumon Is The GOAT Shorts
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Description: Visit the Mammalians Nurturable on the Severed Floor! Take a mental health walk and visit the baby goats. Bring a friend from Optics and Design!

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, goat room, helly r, innie
Remember Lumon Cares Shorts
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Description: Daydreaming may hinder progress.

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, casey, helly r, kier
Severance Zufu Chinese Food Kier PE Shorts
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Description: Marc Scout's favorite chinese restaurant in Kier. Two fortune cookies served with every meal!

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, chinese food, chinese restaurant, food
No War But Class War Shorts
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Description: You're working two jobs while your boss takes vacations in outer space? F that. Where's the outrage? It's time for change.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, class warfare, eat the rich, equal pay
The High Road is a Dead End Shorts
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Description: Now is not the time for civility!

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti capitalism, anti capitalist
Stop Admiring Billionaires Shorts
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Description: They don't care about you; why should you worship them?

Tags: billionaire, boycott, election, elon musk, influencer
Stop Admiring Rich People Shorts
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Description: Celebrities? Billionaires? Oligarchs? Yikes!

Tags: billionaire, boycott, celebrities, election, elon musk
Who's A Next? Luigi Gamer Shorts
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Description: It's a notta me!

Tags: activism, activist, anticapitalism, ceo, defend
Holding Space Wicked Shorts
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Description: Shopping for shirts and stickers and really holding space with that

Tags: broadway, defying gravity, elphaba, funny gay, galinda
Deny Defend Depose Shorts
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Description: When citizens take action

Tags: business, doctor, health, healthcare, hospital
Deny Depose Defend Shorts
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Description: When citizens take action

Tags: business, doctor, health, healthcare, hospital
Deny & Depose & Defend Shorts
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Description: When citizens take action

Tags: business, doctor, health, healthcare, hospital
Wilco Is My Safe Word Shorts
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Description: Turn panic into a smooth landing

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, aviation enthusiast, flying
Roger Is My Safe Word Shorts
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Description: Turn panic into a smooth landing

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, aviation enthusiast, flying
Mayday Is My Safe Word Shorts
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Description: Turn panic into a smooth landing

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, aviation enthusiast, flying
Grounded Is My Safe Word Shorts
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Description: Turn panic into a smooth landing

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, aviation enthusiast, flying
Ceasefire Is My Safe Word Shorts
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Description: When in doubt, shout it out: "Abort Mission!' Live to fly another day!

Tags: army us, army veteran, cease fire now, fourth of july, independence day
Fused Is My Safe Word Shorts
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Description: Don’t Blow It—Use a Fuse!

Tags: christmas, construction, electrical, electrical contractor, electrical engineering
LOTO Is My Safe Word Lockout Tagout Electrician Construction Shorts
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Description: Lock It, Tag It, Spark-Free Swag It!

Tags: construction, construction worker, dad gift, electric, electrical
Soccer Is My Safe Word Shorts
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Description: This funny soccer treat makes a great gift for mom, dad, a loved one, mothers day, fathers day, herbalists, boyfriend or girlfriend, sports fans, athletes, fitness enthusiasts, kids and teens, and family supporters of teammates. It's a statement of passion, pride, and connection! For fans, it's about allegiance to their favorite sport, team, and player, creating a sense of belonging to a larger community. Whether at a game, during a casual outing, or lounging at home, this is a badge of loyalty and enthusiasm. Whether as memorabilia, fan gear, or an everyday staple, this gift for you or a friend, colleague, or family member offers universal appeal, connecting them to the vibrant spirit of competition.

Tags: fifa, football, football player, futbol, gifts for men
Football Is My Safe Word Shorts
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Description: This funny football treat makes a great gift for mom, dad, a loved one, mothers day, fathers day, herbalists, boyfriend or girlfriend, sports fans, athletes, fitness enthusiasts, kids and teens, and family supporters of teammates. It's a statement of passion, pride, and connection! For fans, it's about allegiance to their favorite sport, team, and player, creating a sense of belonging to a larger community. Whether at a game, during a casual outing, or lounging at home, this is a badge of loyalty and enthusiasm.

Tags: american football, american football gift, football fan, football gift, football gift idea
Civic Disobedience is a Civic Duty Shorts
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Description: Civic disobedience is the battle cry of the oppressed, the righteous rebellion against corrupt systems. It shatters unjust norms, fuels revolutionary change, and demands accountability. Standing firm against tyranny, it sparks movements that reshape history, igniting the fire of justice. It's time to resist, revolt, and reclaim power!

Tags: anonymous, compliance, developer, disobedience, disobey
My Armpit Smells Like Pickles Eugen Sandow Bodybuilder Shorts
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Description: Mon aisselle sent les cornichons! This German bodybuilder is known as the "father of modern bodybuilding."

Tags: bodybuilder, exercise, fitness, french, french language
Hot Logs Futurama New New York Shorts
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Description: Fry points the F-ray at some hot logs while looking for the winning golden Slurm bottle cap.

Tags: bender, fry, futurama fry, gen x, hot dog
10 PM Do You Know Where Your Children Are? Public Service Announcement Shorts
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Description: Everyone from the late 20th century will recognize this. "I told you last night – no!"--Homer Simpson

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, gen xers, generation x
Gay Pride Wrath Month LGBT Shorts
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Description: When they go low, we should go ballistic.

Tags: bisexual, fascism, freedom, gay, gay pride flag

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