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“I’ve been a hot glue and glitter artisan for so many...I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me."
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Nola Claus Hat
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Description: Joyeuses Fêtes! Nola Claus is on his way bringing joy to all the parishes ya heard me? You better not pout or cry as you can also get this design with Mrs Nola Claus on it!

Tags: bourbon street, christmas, fat tuesday, french quarter, happy holidays

Nola Claus Hat

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Mr and Mrs Nola Claus Hat
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Description: Joyeuses Fêtes! Mr & Mrs Nola Claus are bringing joy to all the parishes ya heard me? You better not pout or cry as you can also get this design with just Mr Nola Claus!

Tags: bourbon street, christmas, christmas gifts, christmas present, fat tuesday

Mr and Mrs Nola Claus Hat

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A Major Alien Award Hat
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Description: Where do you want it? Not in Bay Twelve. Goes into the front window so the neighbors & xenomorphs can see during the holiday season. Don't nuke it from space because this major award is Fra-gee-lay!

Tags: a christmas story, alien, ellen ripley, extraterrestrial, facehugger

A Major Alien Award Hat

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It's Major Pride Award (Dark tone) Hat
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Description: "It is a Pride lamp, you nincompoop...it's a Major Award. I won it!" Design available in a dark and light skin tone.

Tags: a christmas story, christmas, christmas story, gay, gay pride

It's Major Pride Award (Dark tone) Hat

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It's Major Pride Award (Light tone) Hat
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Description: "It is a Pride lamp, you nincompoop...it's a Major Award. I won it!" Design available in a dark and light skin tone.

Tags: a christmas story, christmas, christmas story, gay, gay pride

It's Major Pride Award (Light tone) Hat

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A Major Mardi Gras Award (Vanilla) Hat
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Description: Congrats you just caught A Major Mardi Gras Award! Careful it's FRA-GEE-LAY. Comes in two shades Chocolate and Vanilla

Tags: a christmas story, bourbon street, christmas, christmas story, fat tuesday

A Major Mardi Gras Award (Vanilla) Hat

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A Major Mardi Gras Award (Chocolate) Hat
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Description: Congrats you just caught A Major Mardi Gras Award! Careful it's FRA-GEE-LAY. Comes in two shades Chocolate and Vanilla

Tags: a christmas story, bourbon street, christmas, christmas story, fat tuesday

A Major Mardi Gras Award (Chocolate) Hat

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There's a light...A Horror Story Hat

Description: This is no time warp it's the classic holiday movie mashup: A Horror Story! Coming to a weekly midnight movie near you or for 24 hours once a year. Oh Ralphie!

Tags: a christmas story, christmas, frageelay, frank n furter, horror

There's a light...A Horror Story Hat

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Fabulous Awesome Gay Hat
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Description: No matter what they say you're a Fabulous Awesome Gay. TAB may be gone forever but the Fabulous Awesome Gays aren’t going anywhere.

Tags: bisexual, fag, fagot, gay pride, homosexual

Fabulous Awesome Gay Hat

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So good we named it! Freddy Peterson Hat
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Description: Rose: "How was the sex?" Dorothy: "So good we named it..." Lucas: "...gonna be a great honeymoon, me, Dorothy, and Freddy Peterson." Blanche: "Who's Freddy Peterson?" Lucas: "That's what we named it."

Tags: 80s, bea arthur, betty white, blanche devereaux, dorothy zbornak

So good we named it! Freddy Peterson Hat

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Bea is for Butch Hat
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Description: "I'm not playing a role. I'm being myself, whatever the hell that is. Bea Arthur

Tags: 80s, betty white, blanche devereaux, dorothy zbornak, estelle getty

Bea is for Butch Hat

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Sodom and Gomorrah is for lovers Hat
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Description: Visit today because Sodom and Gomorrah is for lovers!

Tags: sexuality

Sodom and Gomorrah is for lovers Hat

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We are all Divine Hat
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Description: Reporter: Do you believe in God? Divine: I AM GOD!

Tags: drag, drag queen, drag race, gay, god

We are all Divine Hat

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Pride T-shirt Hat
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Description: All purpose Pride t-shirt. Perfect for any occasion

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq

Pride T-shirt Hat

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Rainbow Cock Hat
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Description: A cock of many colors

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq

Rainbow Cock Hat

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Shelly and Jerri Blank GASA 2024 Hat

Description: In our divided country only two candidates, two seeming strangers with candy, can bring every American to the welcome table. Vote Shelly for president and Jerri Blank for homecoming queen. Get Your Aspirations Straight America! GASA 2024!

Tags: 2024, 2024 election, amy sedaris, democrat, election

Shelly and Jerri Blank GASA 2024 Hat

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New Orleans Cock Hat
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Description: A unique and fun breed of cock you'll find roaming the streets of New Orleans. Watch them grow big for year round fun!

Tags: bourbon street, carnival, fat tuesday, festival, french quarter

New Orleans Cock Hat

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Trans Cock Hat
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Description: The most transformative cock you've ever seen!

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbt

Trans Cock Hat

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Leather Cock Hat
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Description: Tough on the outside tasty on the inside

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, leather, leather daddy

Leather Cock Hat

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Bear Cock Hat
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Description: Grrrrrrrrrr

Tags: bear lover, beard, bearded, beardedguy, beardedman

Bear Cock Hat

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Huskyular Hat
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Description: Huskyular! You've got the muscle with a little extra padding. When the job calls for an all purpose tool that's always the right size you're there. Woof!

Tags: animal, bear, gay, gay bears, gay pride

Huskyular Hat

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Prissy Hat
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Description: "...But camp is not something I do, it's something I am." Homage to Quentin Crisp

Tags: camp, fag, fagot, feminine, gay

Prissy Hat

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Sashay Away Rue Paul Hat
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Description: Inspired by New Orleans French Quarter street. Go ahead supermodel and sissy that walk on Rue Paul near Bourbon Street

Tags: drag, drag queen, drag race, gay, king

Sashay Away Rue Paul Hat

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Queer Sucker Hat
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Description: Stay cool no matter the temperature!

Tags: gay, lgbtq, queen, queerappear, rainbow

Queer Sucker Hat

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It takes a village Hat
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Description: Young man...

Tags: 70s, dance, disco, retro, village

It takes a village Hat

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I love that in a man Hat
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Description: Inspired by my friend Gary. We miss you so much!

Tags: men, sex

I love that in a man Hat

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Golden Street Hat
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Description: "My name is Blanche Devereaux. That's French for... Blanche Devereaux."

Tags: 80s, bea arthur, betty white, dorothy zbornak, estelle getty

Golden Street Hat

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That's what Bea Said Hat
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Description: "I love Rue! Betty is a c**t!"

Tags: 80s, bea arthur, blanche devereaux, dorothy zbornak, estelle getty

That's what Bea Said Hat

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Please clean up after your kaiju Hat
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Description: Nobody likes to step in it so please clean up after your pet

Tags: anime, godzilla king of the monsters, gojira, japan, kaiju

Please clean up after your kaiju Hat

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Waffle Ho Hat
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Description: Get it while it's hot

Tags: waffle lover

Waffle Ho Hat

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Spit, Swallow, Gurgle Hat
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Description: For fresher breath and whiter teeth...

Tags: sex, sexy

Spit, Swallow, Gurgle Hat

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I am yours Hat
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Description: Any combo will do.

Tags: accent, accents, foreskin circumcision, foreskin joke, funny saying

I am yours Hat

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Fleur de la mort Or Hat
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Description: Fleur de la mort Or (Gold Flower of Death) Available in Red

Tags: fleur de lis, fleur de lis symbol, fleur de lys, halloweenshirt, halloweentee

Fleur de la mort Or Hat

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Fleur de la mort Rouge Hat
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Description: Fleur de la mort Rouge (Red Flower of Death) Also in non metallic Gold

Tags: fleur de lis, fleur de lis symbol, fleur de lys, halloweenshirt, halloweentee

Fleur de la mort Rouge Hat

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Phudgie the Purrgill ice cream cake Hat
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Description: Throw a space whale of a party with Starvel's classic Phudgie the Purrgill ice cream cake! Serves a party up to 10

Tags: ahsoka, clone wars, hyperspace, jedi, rebel alliance

Phudgie the Purrgill ice cream cake Hat

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1138 THX  the hottest Jizz in the Outer Rim Hat
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Description: You’re listening to the Grand Army of the Republic broadcast on 1138 THX: the Voice of the Outer Rim. Bringing you the hottest Jizz in the Outer Rim. This next one goes out to the mid jumpers of the 224th, slugging it out on Mimbam. Keep your heads down and your seals tight.

Tags: ahsoka, baby yoda, chewbacca, clone wars, han solo

1138 THX the hottest Jizz in the Outer Rim Hat

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