CandiMcLovin

Description: Is your give a damn busted? Is your give a shit-o-meter malfunctioning? Are you exhausted by the thought of giving one more fuck? Go ahead and show the world!

Description: Is your give a damn busted? Is your give a shit-o-meter malfunctioning? Are you exhausted by the thought of giving one more fuck? Go ahead and show the world!

Description: Nobody wants to see your trash, man! Pick it up and keep those beaches clean, bitches!

Description: Nobody wants to see your trash, man! Pick it up and keep those beaches clean, bitches!

Description: If holy cows aren't your thing, there's always old reliable... Holy Mole-y!

Description: For those that say there is no such thing as a "Holy Cow", feast your eyes upon this masterpiece featuring none other than, a Holy Cow... Ahhhmooooon...

Description: I don't think this one needs any explanation, it really seems to speak for its self! It's a balloon, you know the drill!!

Description: Everyone knows the old saying, and frankly, the worm has had it! Always the hunted, never the hunter, Worm decided that the birds are gonna learn today!

Description: We ain't rich, but we make sure we have the best that we can get!! Well, the best we can get as people who are, well let's just say, financially fatigued?

Description: Of all the decision trees in all of the generations, none are more to the point than the Gen X decision tree. With three decisive outcomes, this design really sums it up!

Description: You know the old saying, "you can lead a horse to water...?" Well, we like ours a little on the mixed up side, keepin' it spicy, and keepin’ the readers on their toes!

Description: Everybody loves a sexy couple, and this is the sexiest couple of tacos you’re gonna find! Taco-bout love, taco-bout romance, taco-bout a good time with these two! Oooh la la!

Description: Do you enjoy watching disappointment creep across people’s faces? Do you find a guilty pleasure in getting others excited about something just to let them down immediately? Then this is for you! You can take comfort in knowing that in a split second, your target audience will quickly go from “Yay!” to “Aww, man!” faster than that kid you told that Santa wasn’t real!

Description: Whatever tickles his pickle? Not anymore, Ladies! Now it's your turn! Times they are a changing, and women need reassurance that they deserve happiness, too! Elation is exactly what you'll exude and people will look on in awe, with their mouths watering they'll be sure to say, "I want my taco tickled, too!".

Description: You know what they say, the best part of waking up is a little cock-a-doodley-doo! Whether running errands, or a trip to the beach, the best part of your day will be the smiles you get when everyone says, "You're right, a little cock'll do me too!"

Description: Finally, a magic mushroom that can even be at a kid's birthday party! Not that the other wouldn't make the party much more interesting, but this magic mushroom will entertain everyone around you, and you won't even have to explain that happy, glazed over look in your eyes!

Description: I love you is such a strong, meaningful statement. It's a phrase with so much force behind it. Let them feel the love with every squeeze, and really savor your "inflatulation"! Your significant other will know that you really mean it when they catch a whiff of your love for them!

Description: So hear me out... What if... the crawfish had a people boil?!? In an alternate universe, far far away, there is a land where crawfish are superior. A land where the sea life fish for humans, and those humans are cooked up, nice and juicy! Welcome to the people boil, where the crawfish don their best attire, the music is loud, and the food... Chefs kiss!!

Description: Cool beans? No way, man, these are the COOLEST beans you'll ever find. EVER. The fans are going to come out of the woodworks just to be close to your awesome legumes!

Description: A really old proverb once read, "Whatever tickles your pickle". A super long time ago these words of wisdom were spoken to tell early man to do what makes him happy. Saying this to people not only shows that you appreciate ancient sophistication, but that you really want people to do what makes them happy! You should make YOU happy too, and slip on this sweet conversation piece!