Description: Do you enjoy watching disappointment creep across people’s faces? Do you find a guilty pleasure in getting others excited about something just to let them down immediately? Then this is for you! You can take comfort in knowing that in a split second, your target audience will quickly go from “Yay!” to “Aww, man!” faster than that kid you told that Santa wasn’t real!
Description: Whatever tickles his pickle? Not anymore, Ladies! Now it's your turn! Times they are a changing, and women need reassurance that they deserve happiness, too! Elation is exactly what you'll exude and people will look on in awe, with their mouths watering they'll be sure to say, "I want my taco tickled, too!".
Description: I love you is such a strong, meaningful statement. It's a phrase with so much force behind it. Let them feel the love with every squeeze, and really savor your "inflatulation"! Your significant other will know that you really mean it when they catch a whiff of your love for them!
Description: So hear me out... What if... the crawfish had a people boil?!? In an alternate universe, far far away, there is a land where crawfish are superior. A land where the sea life fish for humans, and those humans are cooked up, nice and juicy! Welcome to the people boil, where the crawfish don their best attire, the music is loud, and the food... Chefs kiss!!
Description: A really old proverb once read, "Whatever tickles your pickle". A super long time ago these words of wisdom were spoken to tell early man to do what makes him happy. Saying this to people not only shows that you appreciate ancient sophistication, but that you really want people to do what makes them happy! You should make YOU happy too, and slip on this sweet conversation piece!
