Candy For Humans

Description: PB & J are fighting over the bread, bro

Description: It's a one bite stand, yo

Description: She doesn't bite, but you do bruh

Description: Sad rocket man cries into his dog money.

Description: Because regular coffee just isn’t enough.

Description: Would you like fries with that paranoia?

Description: Winning hearts, losing balls.

Description: For all your high-performance needs. We put the “pro” in procrastination.

Description: Shreds harder than your liver.

Description: For when you want birdies and blackout.

Description: Drives straight, putts questionable.

Description: Park here if your beard has its own Instagram.

Description: Beer go brrr, brain go zzz.

Description: When life's got you down, frown my g

Description: gills and thrills bruh

Description: sometimes you need a good cry my dude

Description: Sippin' pretty, bro

Description: Look me in the eyes, bruh.

Description: Bust 'em out and drunk