Captain Mood

Description: The circle of life

Description: The lawn ranger rides again

Description: The ocean made me salty

Description: The circle of life

Description: The casino took all my money I'm going back for it

Description: The garage is calling and I must go

Description: The architect is always right

Description: The best memories are made on the farm

Description: The best pastors have beards

Description: The best grandpas have beards

Description: The beast behind the bump

Description: Tequila is my valentine

Description: That's what cheese head

Description: Tequila because it's mexico somewhere

Description: That awkward moment you're not sure if I'm fat or pregnant

Description: Team pre-k

Description: Tax season survivor

Description: Swim hair don't care

Description: Tattoos pretty eyes end thick thighs

Description: Talk birdie to me

Description: Taco Cat

Description: Teach love inspire

Description: Sundays are for jesus and football

Description: Stop asking why I'm still single I don't ask why you're still married

Description: Straight into kindergarten

Description: Sweat is just fat crying

Description: Straight outta surgery

Description: Sushi rolls not gender roles

Description: Stupidity should be painful

Description: Stop pugging me

Description: Straight outta night shift

Description: Still plays with blocks

Description: Still playing with airplanes

Description: Sorry this guy is already taken by a smart and sexy nurse

Description: Step aside I will fix it

Description: Stage crew I work in the shadows