Captain Mood

Description: Sorry my weekend is all booked

Description: Sorry ladies I'm already like a brother to someone else

Description: Spin now wine later

Description: Sorry I'm late my cat was sitting on me

Description: Soul of a mermaid mouth of a sailor

Description: Sorry I can't make it I'm completely booked

Description: Sorry I can't I have dance

Description: Sorry I'm awkward sorry

Description: Sorry I wasn't listening I was thinking about fishing

Description: Sorry I can't my son has baseball

Description: Sorry I wasn't listening I was thinking about hunting

Description: Sorry I can't I have soccer

Description: Sorry I can't my plants need me

Description: Sorry I can't I have plans with my dog

Description: Sorry I can't hear you over the greatness of my beard

Description: Softball makes me happy you not so much

Description: Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars

Description: So hot I have my own firefighter

Description: Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

Description: Sorry for what I said while I was trying to park the camper

Description: Soccer hair don't care

Description: Social worker I'll be there for you

Description: Skaters gonna skate

Description: Shut up liver you're fine

Description: Shut your five hole

Description: Show me your pitties

Description: Show me your tips

Description: Shut up I'm not almost there

Description: She's eating for two I'm drinking for three

Description: Shark lover

Description: Shoot edit sleep repeat

Description: 2nd grade rocks

Description: Science it's like magic but real

Description: Security Little sister protection squad

Description: Santa's favorite nurse

Description: Save a turkey eat a pizza