CaptainUnicorn2

You cannot fix stupid but you can numb it with a 2x4. A gift that keeps on giving - advise on dealing with those stupid people. Order today for fastest delivery.

A jug of Wine in Blue. This is a design that can be used for multiple purposes, gifts, decorating and wonderful artwork. My inspiration was to bring a little bit of action to my design.

Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Funny, unique and true. Moms deserve a chance to really tell it like it is! Click on CaptainUnicorn2 to check out my other funny, sarcastic and satire gifts.

Hunger for your personal best! Your sense of being the best you can be is the finest gift you can give yourself. Decorate your home, tech devices and even yourself with an answer that keeps on giving. The faster you order, the quicker you receive your products.

Sarcasm Served Here. Your sense of humor will be the hit of the party. Decorate your home, tech devices and even yourself with an answer that keeps on giving. The faster you order, the quicker you receive your products.

Go Big B.If you are a fan, you are a deeply involved devotee of the Denver Broncos. You can decorate your home, tech devices and even yourself with a bright D today. The faster you order, the quicker you receive your products.

Go Big D! If you are a fan, you are a deeply involved devotee of Dallas Cowboys. Decorate your home, tech devices and even yourself with a bright D today. The faster you order, the quicker you receive your products.

A Jug of Wine and . . . For the good time and for those other times. Decorate your home, tech devices and especially YOU! Order now for fastest delivery.

I am your life coach. When YOU wear this, everyone will wonder whose life coach you are. . . Straighten up asshole could be a whole lot of people!

Straighten up asshole. Humor is the life blood of humanity. Then again, you might want to kick butt with someone who needs it. Sarcasm and humor are the best way to make a point while laughing.

Someone cares. If you have a friend with a problem, you are 'there' for them. Well, maybe not. This is a unique item with so many uses, especially work.

Drinks Well With Others. Humorous and fun for a family member, friend or yourself. Decorate the game room, bathroom or garage!

Sunrise - Sunset. Create a beautiful decor for your home with a simple pattern, hombre. Chose from works of art, pillows, clocks and so many items to make your decoration easy and coordinated.

That Touch of Teal. Beautiful to look at and delightful to wear. Decorating around these colors has never been easier. Unique gifts for family & friends, don't forget YOU, year round. Buy today for fastest delivery. May you be blessed in ways you have not yet imagined.

You're Weird - I like that. A gift that keeps on giving fun. Decorate your favorite room with laughter. Have a Hard To Buy For Friend? Here it is!

Smoke on the water. Reminiscent of the song, this acrylic pour shows turbulent and beautiful water. My abstracts are becoming more sophisticated with each venture. I hope you love it too. Order now for quickest delivery.

Nautical Ripple