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MACRODATA REFINEMENT v2 (Severance) T-Shirt

Description: Look like the "Refiner of the Quarter" in this sleek apparel from Lumon Industries.

Tags: adam scott, apple tv, carbon 13, helly r, kier
MAMMILIANS NURTURABLE T-Shirt

Description: Look like the "Refiner of the Quarter" in this sleek apparel from Lumon Industries. In the words of Kier: "Tame thy tempers, Keep a merry humor ever in your heart & rock a stylish tee!"

Tags: adam scott, apple tv, carbon 13, helly r, kier

MAMMILIANS NURTURABLE T-Shirt

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OPTICS AND DESIGN T-Shirt

Description: Look like the "Refiner of the Quarter" in this sleek apparel from Lumon Industries. In the words of Kier: "Tame thy tempers, Keep a merry humor ever in your heart and& rock a stylish tee!"

Tags: adam scott, apple tv, carbon 13, helly r, kier

OPTICS AND DESIGN T-Shirt

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MACRODATA REFINEMENT (Severance) T-Shirt

Description: Look like the "Refiner of the Quarter" in this sleek apparel from Lumon Industries. In the words of Kier: "Tame thy tempers, Keep a merry humor ever in your heart & rock a stylish tee!"

Tags: adam scott, apple tv, carbon 13, helly r, kier
DOUCHE CANOE T-Shirt
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Description: Douche Canoe. An insult for every occasion. Or, for that special friend.

Tags: carbon 13 design, cynical, douche canoe, funny, generation x

DOUCHE CANOE T-Shirt

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GEN X - SLANG GUIDE - RED T-Shirt
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Description: Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, cynical

GEN X - SLANG GUIDE - RED T-Shirt

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MILLENIALS — Ugh. Dysentery? Again?! T-Shirt
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Description: The "Oregon Trail" game. Teaching children the world is dangerous and you will die for three generations.

Tags: 2000s, 80s, 90s, boomer, culture
XENNIALS — Mostly Minding their Own Business Since 1977 T-Shirt
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Description: Sub-generation between Gen X and Millenials. They had pogs, rotary phones, and dial-up internet. Just "middle of the road of history" kinda folks. Also known as the "Oregon Trail" generation. Whatever you do, don't bring up Dysentery.

Tags: generation x, 70s, 80s, retro, culture
TURD BURGLAR T-Shirt
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Description: Turd Burglar. An insult for every occasion. Or, for that special friend.

Tags: carbon 13 design, funny, humor, insult, offensive

TURD BURGLAR T-Shirt

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GEN X - Cynical and Disaffected Since 1965 T-Shirt
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Description: Generation X — the in-between, forgotten, misbegotten children of history — numbering 65.2 million — they are the smallest segment of the US population. Late Cold War kids with dreams of rescuing space princesses, being MTV rock gods, and burning in nuclear fire. They witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Once called Post-Boomers — GEN X comes from Douglas Coupland's 1991 novel — Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture. "X" being an unknown variable or a desire not to be defined. Alternately entrepreneurial or shiftless — they are DEFINATELY up to something. Only time will tell what that might be.

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, culture
XENNIALS — Digital Adults, Analog Kids T-Shirt
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Description: Sub-generation between Gen X and Millenials. They had pogs, rotary phones, and dial-up internet. Just "middle of the road of history" kinda folks. Also known as the "Oregon Trail" generation. Whatever you do, don't bring up Dysentery.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, analog, boomer
JOAN OF ARC T-Shirt
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Description: Joan of Arc — a peasant girl living in medieval France, believed she was divinely chosen to lead France to victory. Long considered one of history’s greatest saints, Joan is an enduring symbol of French history and culture.

Tags: chivalry, feminism, france, gay, history

JOAN OF ARC T-Shirt

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GEN X - SLANG GUIDE - BLUE GREEN T-Shirt
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Description: Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, cynical
GEN X — Ugh. Dysentery? Again?! T-Shirt
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Description: The "Oregon Trail" game. Teaching children the world is dangerous and you are going to die for three generations.

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, boomer, computer
JACK HOLE T-Shirt
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Description: Jack Hole. An insult for every occasion. Or, for that special friend.

Tags: carbon 13 design, funny, humor, jack hole, mean

JACK HOLE T-Shirt

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XENNIALS — Ugh. Dysentery? Again?! T-Shirt
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Description: The "Oregon Trail" game. Teaching children the world is dangerous and you are going to die for three generations.

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, computer, culture
Gen X — Mostly Minding their Own Business Since 1965 T-Shirt
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Description: Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids who dreamed of rescuing space princesses, becoming MTV rock gods, and burning in nuclear fire. They witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Alternately entrepreneurial or shiftless — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, boomer
GEN X - Digital Adults, Analog Kids T-Shirt
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Description: Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids who dreamed of becoming MTV rock gods, rescuing space princesses, and burning in nuclear fire. They witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Alternately entrepreneurial or shiftless — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, analog
SNAKE - Mugshot T-Shirt

Description: “Call Me, Snake”

Tags: 80s, escape, hero, john carpenter, kurt russell

SNAKE - Mugshot T-Shirt

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LILITH - Demon Mother T-Shirt
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Description: First wife of Adam. Consort of Lucifer. Mother of Demons. Hell of a good time.

Tags: angel, anime, demon, devil, horror

LILITH - Demon Mother T-Shirt

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Babylon 5 - 70’s Groove T-Shirt
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Description: Retro 1970's design inspired by vintage science fiction trading cards.

Tags: anime, b5, babylon5, fantasy, ivanova

Babylon 5 - 70’s Groove T-Shirt

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CIA - You Are Next T-Shirt
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Description: The Central Intelligence Agency. C.I.A. The Agency. America's Big Brother. The Candy Man with the spooky surveillance van looking out for you.

Tags: agency, big brother, conspiracy, dystopia, government

CIA - You Are Next T-Shirt

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SHAKESPEARE T-Shirt
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Description: William Shakespeare — A rude boy from Stratford who liked a bit of fun.

Tags: bard, book, british, elizabethan, england

SHAKESPEARE T-Shirt

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CIA - Coming For You. Coup Coup Ka Choo T-Shirt
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Description: The Central Intelligence Agency. C.I.A. America's Big Brother. The Agency Man with the spooky surveillance van looking out for you.

Tags: agency, big brother, conspiracy, dystopia, government
LENIN - Sometimes History Needs a Push T-Shirt
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Description: Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov (Lenin) — 1870-1924. Founder of the Russian Communist Party. Leader of the Bolshevik Revolution. Architect, builder, and first head of state of the Soviet Union. HIs brother was executed for attempting to assassinate the Tsar of Russia. Years later, Lenin had the whole Russian Royal Family killed. All of 'em! The guy was a total bad ass. Writer, Thinker, Rebel, Ruler — Dude did it all! — And a revolutionary chick shot him too. Twice! TRUE STORY.

Tags: communism, history, politics, rebellion, russia
CIA - Watching Out For You T-Shirt
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Description: The Central Intelligence Agency. C.I.A. The Agency. America's Big Brother. The Candy Man with the spooky surveillance van looking out for you.

Tags: agency, big brother, conspiracy, dystopia, government

CIA - Watching Out For You T-Shirt

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ROYAL SPACE FORCE - Distressed T-Shirt
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Description: The Royal Space Force is the United Kingdom's preeminent stellar naval warfare force. Like its ancient, water borne predecessor — the RSF plays a key role in defending the Greater British Empire's dominions, colonies, protectorates, mandates, and territories throughout the Orion Arm of the Milky Way galaxy.

Tags: anime, british, empire, england, fantasy
Raunchy Retro Jingle - Carnation Milk - Metal Sign T-Shirt

Description: No Tits to Pull, No Hay to Pitch. Just Punch Two Holes in the Son of a Bitch!

Tags: american, classic, dirty, funny, history
MACRODATA REFINEMENT 2 (Severance) T-Shirt

Description: Look like the "Refiner of the Quarter" in this sleek apparel from Lumon Industries. In the words of Kier: "Tame thy tempers, keep a merry humor ever in your heart, and rock a stylish tee!"

Tags: adam scott, apple, ben stiller, drama, helly r
OPTICS & DESIGN 2 (Severance) T-Shirt

Description: Look like the "Refiner of the Quarter" in this sleek apparel from Lumon Industries. In the words of Kier: "Tame thy tempers, keep a merry humor ever in your heart & rock a stylish tee!"

Tags: adam scott, helly r, kier, lumon, macrodata refinement
MAMMILIANS NUTURABLE #2 (Severance) T-Shirt

Description: Look like the "Refiner of the Quarter" in this sleek apparel from Lumon Industries. In the words of Kier: "Tame thy tempers, keep a merry humor ever in your heart & rock a stylish tee!"

Tags: adam scott, carbon 13, drama, helly r, kier
DOUCHE NOZZLE T-Shirt
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Description: Douche Nozzle. An insult for every occasion. Or, for that special friend.

Tags: adult, carbon 13 design, douche bag, funny, harsh

DOUCHE NOZZLE T-Shirt

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DAFUG T-Shirt
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Description: Dafug? WTF

Tags: funny, humor, insult, mean, meme

DAFUG T-Shirt

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GUY FAWKES - REMEMBER T-Shirt
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Description: Guy Fawkes was a bloke who dreamed about blowing stuff up. Like the King, and all his ministers. Pretty much anything vaguely governmental, really. Guy didn't dream small.

Tags: anonymous, british, dissent, england, history

GUY FAWKES - REMEMBER T-Shirt

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BONFIRE NIGHT - GUY FAWKES T-Shirt
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Description: Guy Fawkes was a rude boy who dreamed about blowing things up. Like the King, and all his ministers, and pretty much anyone vaguely governmental. Guy didn't dream small.

Tags: activist, british, carbon13, comics, england

BONFIRE NIGHT - GUY FAWKES T-Shirt

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GUY FAWKES -  GUNPOWDER TREASON T-Shirt
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Description: Guy Fawkes was a rude boy who dreamed about blowing things up. Like the King, and all his ministers, and pretty much anyone vaguely governmental. Guy didn't dream small.

Tags: activist, anonymous, british, carbon13, chaos

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