carmoDynamics

Description: don't blame me, it's selection

Description: don't blame me, it's selection

Description: Why bother?!

Description: Like it makes a difference.

Description: BAM! POW! A dark, brooding vigilante patrols a crime-filled city, using his skills, intelligence, and advanced gadgets to fight injustice and bring down corrupt criminals.

Description: BAM! POW! A dark, brooding vigilante patrols a crime-filled city, using his skills, intelligence, and advanced gadgets to fight injustice and bring down corrupt criminals.

Description: whatever...

Description: Whatever....

Description: If you like the band HEART you should wear this.

Description: Own your own gunshot wound to the chest today!

Description: Are you AM? FM? Wear it. Don't. It's up to you.

Description: coming soon

Description: You know what to do first, then what comes later.

Description: I was a card-carrying member of thre BCCA when in junior high school long ago.

Description: Distressed classic tv station logo

Description: This is the face of a beautiful girl adorned with old media such as cassette tape, computer floppy disks and printer ribbons. Stare into the vortex of her face and see your future.

Description: Irishmen are known to mutter: grudges, oaths, vows, threats, feuds, curses and more. Try to forgive, never forget.

Description: If you are a fan of The BOC, you should wear this proudly, and give it to every. single. person. you ever meet.

Description: This distressed tee is a great gift for yourself or anyone else who digs vinyl, tapes & good music, especially if you're from DC, Maryland or Virginia.

Description: Barfly Barbie had a great action figure.

Description: Barfly Barbie had a great action figure.

Description: 1949: Blessed Sacrament CYO Football Championship Patch

Description: Get the facts, Jack.

Description: Otto Oetting was a hatter in Pittsburgh 100 years ago. This logo from his business (circa 1913) spells out the Oetting surname.

Description: Buy it. Wear it. You know you want to. Even better: give it as a gift to the Carmody you love most.

Description: Are you proud to be Vegan? Say so!

Description: Are you proud to be Vegan? Say so!

Description: Drummer Artimus Pyle wears a shirt with this word on the cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Street Survivors LP.

Description: Davy Crockett said this in 1835 after losing his bid for the U.S. Congress. You owe it to the 28th state to wear this. This historic design features a distressed Texas flag and an authentic sword-in-hand symbol representing Texan Revolutionary fervor of the 19th century.

Description: I used to wear a shirt with Moe Howard's face and this motto when I was in college. I decided to redo it with a look appropriate to its era. This photo of Moe Howard is in a black circle with a white border and the caption JUST SAY MOE, in semi-circular gradient sans-serif Art Deco lettering. Buy this as a gift: Everyone Loves The 3 Stooges.

Description: A social security card covering a beer can with combined typed text reading SOCIAL SECURITY BEER MONEY FOR ME, NOT YOU FROM UNCLE SAM. This design should appeal to the over-50 crowd, whose social security funds are paid by...?

Description: Features the complete bent and twisted skeleton of England's King Richard III who was slain in battle in 1485. His bones were uncovered just to cover you up. I have a hunch you want to buy this.

Description: This was the sign hanging on the back of Ken Kesey's Merry Pranksters bus

Description: Robert DeNiro's Ace Rothstein has this sign hanging in his office.

Description: If you lived in the District in 1971-1972, you'll remember a huge rivalry between fans of Redskins quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen & Billy Kilmer. This slogan was printed on bumper stickers sold throughout DC.

Description: If you lived in the District in 1971-1972, you'll remember a huge rivalry between fans of Redskins quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen & Billy Kilmer. This slogan was printed on bumper stickers sold throughout DC.