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DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD? Mostly, these designs are reconstructions of ephemeral relics from the better days of the USA.

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Darwin Says I Am A Sex Object Shorts
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Description: don't blame me, it's selection

Tags: bar, beautiful woman, cute girl, evolution, funny
Darwin Says You Are A Sex Object Shorts
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Description: don't blame me, it's selection

Tags: bar, evolution, funny
Spanish Armada Shorts
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Description: Why bother?!

Tags: british

Spanish Armada Shorts

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Pan Gringe Shorts

Description: yeah right - who are you kidding?!

Tags: dialogue, french fries

Pan Gringe Shorts

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1960s Pop Art Shorts
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Description: Like it makes a difference.

Tags: pop art, trippy, warhol

1960s Pop Art Shorts

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sPlatterKep Shorts
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Description: 30th anniversary logo.

Tags: band, logo

sPlatterKep Shorts

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Skull 'n Bones Shorts
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Description: Wear your insides when you go out.

Tags: 18th century, pirate

Skull 'n Bones Shorts

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Kapow! Shorts
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Description: BAM! POW! A dark, brooding vigilante patrols a crime-filled city, using his skills, intelligence, and advanced gadgets to fight injustice and bring down corrupt criminals.

Tags: bam, fight, hand crafted, pow, retro

Kapow! Shorts

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EEE-YOW! Shorts
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Description: BAM! POW! A dark, brooding vigilante patrols a crime-filled city, using his skills, intelligence, and advanced gadgets to fight injustice and bring down corrupt criminals.

Tags: bam, fight, hand crafted, pow, retro

EEE-YOW! Shorts

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wrath Shorts
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Description: whatever...

Tags: who cares

wrath Shorts

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VENGEANCE Shorts
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Description: Whatever....

Tags: whatever

VENGEANCE Shorts

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TART Shorts
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Description: If you like the band HEART you should wear this.

Tags: chicks, hearts, lips, rock and roll, little queen

TART Shorts

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Back To Mono Shorts

Description: Are you AM? FM? Wear it. Don't. It's up to you.

Tags: am radio, fm radio, vinyl, vinyl collector, vinyl record

Back To Mono Shorts

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Rob Someone Else Shorts
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Description: You know what to do first, then what comes later.

Tags: anti crime, gun rights, guns, conceal carry, second amendment

Rob Someone Else Shorts

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BCCA Shorts
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Description: I was a card-carrying member of thre BCCA when in junior high school long ago.

Tags: americana, beer, patch

BCCA Shorts

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My Parents Went to Oceania & All I Got Was Vaporized Shorts
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Description: Big Brother tells us not wearing this shirt is doubleplusungood.

Tags: 1984, book, doubleplusungood, literature, ministry of love
Irish Lives Mutter Shorts
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Description: Irishmen are known to mutter: grudges, oaths, vows, threats, feuds, curses and more. Try to forgive, never forget.

Tags: feud, fight, grudge, ireland, irish

Irish Lives Mutter Shorts

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Barfly Barbie Shorts
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Description: Barfly Barbie had a great action figure.

Tags: 1960s, 1970s, action figure, barbie doll, dive bar

Barfly Barbie Shorts

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Barfly Shorts
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Description: Barfly Barbie had a great action figure.

Tags: 1960s, 1970s, dive bar, funny, logo

Barfly Shorts

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Blessed Sacrament CYO Champs 1949 Shorts

Description: 1949: Blessed Sacrament CYO Football Championship Patch

Tags: 1940s, 1949, award, bss, cyo
Your Music Stinks Shorts

Description: Do you know what's good?

Tags: patriotism, generation gap, uncle sam, quality

Your Music Stinks Shorts

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All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy Number 2 Shorts
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Description: Get the facts, Jack.

Tags: film, typewriter, distressed, typograpgy, kubrick
Carmody's Irish Pub Shorts
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Description: Buy it. Wear it. You know you want to. Even better: give it as a gift to the Carmody you love most.

Tags: ireland, irish, irish bar, irish pub, pub

Carmody's Irish Pub Shorts

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Vegetarian Is Not Vegan, v1 Shorts
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Description: Are you proud to be Vegan? Say so!

Tags: vegan, vegan art, veganism, vegetarian

Vegetarian Is Not Vegan, v1 Shorts

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Vegetarian Is Not Vegan, v1 Shorts
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Description: Are you proud to be Vegan? Say so!

Tags: lynyrd skynyrd, vegan, vegan art, vegan gift, veganism

Vegetarian Is Not Vegan, v1 Shorts

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From Vegetarian To Vegan, v4 Shorts
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Description: Are you proud to be Vegan? Say so!

Tags: vegan design, vegan, vegan gift

From Vegetarian To Vegan, v4 Shorts

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Vegetarian Shorts
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Description: Drummer Artimus Pyle wears a shirt with this word on the cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Street Survivors LP.

Tags: 1970s music, classic rock, healthy, lynyrd skynyrd hard rock band, vegan

Vegetarian Shorts

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You May All Go To Hell And I Will Go To Texas Shorts
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Description: Davy Crockett said this in 1835 after losing his bid for the U.S. Congress. You owe it to the 28th state to wear this. This historic design features a distressed Texas flag and an authentic sword-in-hand symbol representing Texan Revolutionary fervor of the 19th century.

Tags: 1835, alamo, davy crockett, distressed, distressed flag
Just Say Moe Shorts
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Description: I used to wear a shirt with Moe Howard's face and this motto when I was in college. I decided to redo it with a look appropriate to its era. This photo of Moe Howard is in a black circle with a white border and the caption JUST SAY MOE, in semi-circular gradient sans-serif Art Deco lettering. Buy this as a gift: Everyone Loves The 3 Stooges.

Tags: comedy, just say no, moe, moe howard, three stooges

Just Say Moe Shorts

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Social Security: Thanks For The Beer Money Shorts

Description: A social security card covering a beer can with combined typed text reading SOCIAL SECURITY BEER MONEY FOR ME, NOT YOU FROM UNCLE SAM. This design should appeal to the over-50 crowd, whose social security funds are paid by...?

Tags: alcohol, alcohol lover, baby boomers, beer can, boomer
Richard III's Skeleton Shorts
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Description: Features the complete bent and twisted skeleton of England's King Richard III who was slain in battle in 1485. His bones were uncovered just to cover you up. I have a hunch you want to buy this.

Tags: halloween, kia, monarchy, scoliosis, complete skeleton

Richard III's Skeleton Shorts

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1964 - Caution: Weird Load Shorts
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Description: This was the sign hanging on the back of Ken Kesey's Merry Pranksters bus

Tags: drugs, electric kool aid, flower children, acid test, hippie lifestyle

1964 - Caution: Weird Load Shorts

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yesNO Shorts
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Description: Robert DeNiro's Ace Rothstein has this sign hanging in his office.

Tags: no, yes, poker, rothstein, deniro

yesNO Shorts

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Redskins: I Like Sonny T-Shirt No. 2, Distressed Shorts

Description: If you lived in the District in 1971-1972, you'll remember a huge rivalry between fans of Redskins quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen & Billy Kilmer. This slogan was printed on bumper stickers sold throughout DC.

Tags: distressed, logo, kilmer, 1971, washington football team
Redskins: I Like Sonny Shorts

Description: If you lived in the District in 1971-1972, you'll remember a huge rivalry between fans of Redskins quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen & Billy Kilmer. This slogan was printed on bumper stickers sold throughout DC.

Tags: redskins, 1971, kilmer, jurgensen, nfl

Redskins: I Like Sonny Shorts

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Redskins: I Like Billy Shorts

Description: If you lived in the District in 1971-1972, you'll remember a huge rivalry between fans of Redskins quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen & Billy Kilmer. This slogan was printed on bumper stickers sold throughout DC.

Tags: jurgensen, redskins, washington, kilmer, 1971

Redskins: I Like Billy Shorts

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