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Description: --What is your major malfunction, pilgrim?

Description: I am Jack's new shirt. #consumerism

Description: A retired master thief, who’s trying to go straight, returns to his criminal past so he can pull one last, big score.

Description: We were somewhere around the In-and-Out Burger when the White Russians began to take hold...

Description: When confronted by a guy in a hockey mask, it's probably better not to ask questions, even if they're in French and he's wearing a beret. It's definitely wiser to simply run run run run run run run away...

Description: “How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd?” -Alexander Pope This t-shirt design features mirror image Clementines in her iconic orange hoodie forming a heart shape. The message reads “Meet Me in Mauntauk” because true love can never be forgotten, memories cannot be erased.

Description: Gimme the bat!! Head to Overlook Park to shine for the fences, fight the Green Monster, and try to get your average above .237

Description: You got the goods! Take it to the stars with this delightfully obscure Mr. Show design.

Description: Only the wearer of this shirt may lead the BBQ congo line. For the true meat lover. This design features a butcher's diagram of a pig with Homer's wise words; "You Don't Win Friends With Salad"... Perfect for barbecues and grilling. Calling all Carnivores and lovers of all things Meat, Bacon, Pork, Ribs, BBQ, Ham, Sausage, Sirloin, Spare Ribs, Pork Belly, Pig, Paleo, Atkins.

Description: Eating your vegetables is easy when the veggies are made of delicious meat! Subtly display your love of meat with this funny t-shirt featuring a pro-vegetable message and a medieval woodcut image of a sheep plant.

Description: Stop "Wouldst thouing?" And start living! Deliciously!!

Description: Tis but a scratch! He is the ultimate punk rock knight.

Description: Save Latin. Start a club. Be a Rebel.

Description: Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June We stood beneath an amber moon And softly murmured "Someday soon"

Description: "Excuse us. We're not Mexicans, we're from out of town."