Step 1. Go to active battlefield. Step 2. Defeat all combatants without using weapons, only hand-to-hand techniques. Step 3. Repeat steps 1-2 until abnormal (natural fighter) musculature appears on your back in the shape of a demon's face.
Reminder: The Strongest Creature on Earth has the right of way.
*Note - there are known knockoffs of this design, which of course, will be inferior with low res and missing details. Accept only, "Stop, Hanma Time," from CCDesign/CCCDesign.
somebody feed the cat
he only eats the prescription catscop with tofu'd tuna
the label says "Cat Food"
and you gotta mash it up for him a bit and then stick it in the zapper for exactly 17.5 seconds and if he doesn't eat it then add a little splash of nicola
but be careful, if you add too much nicola he just barfs it right back up
anyway just say pspspsps and he'll come runnin
"Long Tall Sally, she built sweet, she got everything, that Uncle John need. Aw baby, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun."
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