Socks
Description: A faux spare magazine in a faux pocket for the lulz. Get one today for that first person fan and/or gun nut in your life!
Spare Mag Socks
$20
Mrgrgr! Socks
$20
Description: Unlike the clones you've seen, this logo is a render of an actual high-resolution 3D model using advanced lighting and material effects. If you're of a higher pay grade/clearance level (ie. Bio Weapons Division) within The Company, you should get this model. Looks great on a mug!
Description: A high-res reconstruction of the Super FX logo as seen on their respective cartridge packaging.
Super FX Socks
$20
YOLO Dice Socks
$20
3DFX Faded Socks
$20
Description: "Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing."
Cat Pill Socks
$20
Description: Show your support for the original team members by displaying this duty roster, albeit with a makeshift patch for replacement member. As we know her predecessor is no longer able to perform due to... health reasons. No matter, the team can still form all the blazing swords it needs to defend our universe.
CatTube Socks
$20
Description: Only 80s kids will remember. This design features some iconic pieces of the era blasting out of an NES such as the Countach, Rubik's Cube, Walkman, and more. Share your childhood with this design today!
80s Kid Socks
$20
Description: "...Never eat frozen C-rats. It'll cause a temperature imbalance that'll drain your strength."
Rations Socks
$20