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Party checklist: I'll bring the alcohol!
party, drinking, party-on, party-people, party-hard
Party check list: I'll bring the bad decisions!
partying, bad-decisions, drunk, drink, bad
No Shirt? No Shoes? No Sht. It's the Beach.
no, no-shoes, no-shit, its-the-beach, beach
I'm not lazy. I'm a preferential lounger.
lounge, lounger, beach, beach-life, love-beach
If you can read this shirt, I was forced to put my book down & re-enter society.
book lover, reading, readers, society, re-enter
Drink Periodically - in reference to Beer and the Periodic Table
brewer, the-periodic-table-of-the-elements, periodic-table, alcohol, drinking
The Definition of Hoptimistic
brewery, drink, brewing, brewers, brewer
It's a brewtiful life with hops, water, and grains
beer, drinking, alcohol, brewing, brewer
Pursuit of Hoppiness
brewing, brewers, brewer, drinking, alcohol
Faster than a rolling 'O'
Stronger than silent 'E'
Able to leap capital 'T' in a single bound!
It's a word, it’s a plan...it's Letterman!
joan-rivers, letterman, super-hero, superhero, superheroes
Truly apocalyptic! Zombies crave graaains!!!! LOCK the brewery!!!
apocalyptic, zombie, zombies, zombie-apocalypse, zombie-gifts
Not every girl dreams of being a little princess
girl, jane-mcparland, karate-girl, karate, martial-arts-for-girls
On my honor, I will try...
girl-scout-promise, girl-scout-law, girl, promise, honor
Shakespeare | Strike a PROSE...or a POEM
shakespeare, reading, read, reader, readers
I play trumpet. What's your superpower?
music, band, brass-band, brass-instrument, brass
404 Error Spill Chuhkkr Not Found
spelling, grammar, error-404, 404, teacher
Dead Tree Books | Dead Cotton Shirts
comic, dead-tree-books, books, bookworm, book-worm
Grammar Police | To Correct & Serve
teacher, english-teacher, editors, book-editor, copy-editor
Paperbacks - the original software
read, reader, readers, books, reading-books
Plagiarism is NOT Recycling.
reuse, recycle, honor, honesty, research-paper
Aromatherapy through books
aromatherapy, old-books, book-smell, booknerd, bookish
In Case of Emergency, Give Me Books
librarian, bibliophile, in-case-of-emergency, in-case-of, emergency
404 Error | Ambition Not Found
ambition, lack-of-ambition, lazy, 404, error-404
I Want To Believe
comic, xfiles, the-xfiles, x-files, the-x-files
I Want To Leave
i-want-to-believe, i-want-to-leave, xfiles, the-xfiles, x-files
Math Humor - Right Angle - This guy is always right.
right, right-angle, math, mathematics, mathematics-symbol
Perkatory - noun (pur kah tawr e) the anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready.
coffee, i-love-coffee, purgatory, perkatory, caffeine-addict
Grammar Police | Diploma & Library Card, please.
police, reading, writer, writers, readers
There's no such thing as humans.
grey-aliens, the-x-files, i-want-to-believe, humans, ufos
404 Error | Initiative Not Found
404, error-404, not-found, initiative, no-initiative
Et tu, Brute? - Caesar's question of Brutus on the Ides of March (March 15th)
betrayed, betrayal, stabbed-in-the-back, beware-the-ides-of-march, ides-of-march
Et tu, Brute? - Caesar's question of Brutus on the Ides of March (March 15)
william-shakespeare, caesar, hail-caesar, brute, brutus
I catch red herrings | Sherlock Holmes | Mysteries
detective, red-herrings, red-herring, holmes, cozy-mysteries
221B Baker Street | Sherlock Holmes
address, homer, crime, red-herring, cozy-mystery
“Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve.” ~ Erich Fromm
existential, existence, fromm, erich fromm, man
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