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Description: If you can read this shirt, I was forced to put my book down & re-enter society.

Description: Et tu, Brute? - Caesar's question of Brutus on the Ides of March (March 15th)

Description: I play trumpet. What's your superpower?

Description: I'm not lazy. I'm a preferential lounger.

Description: Drink Periodically - in reference to Beer and the Periodic Table

Description: It's a brewtiful life with hops, water, and grains

Description: Pursuit of Hoppiness

Description: The Definition of Hoptimistic

Description: Groundlings: Attendees (commoners) at the Globe Theatre who paid one penny to stand in the pit (the yard) to watch Shakespearean plays

Description: Groundlings: Attendees (commoners) at the Globe Theatre who paid one penny to stand in the pit (the yard) to watch Shakespearean plays

Description: Groundlings: Attendees (commoners) at the Globe Theatre who paid one penny to stand in the pit (the yard) to watch Shakespearean plays

Description: Groundlings: Attendees (commoners) at the Globe Theatre who paid one penny to stand in the pit (the yard) to watch Shakespearean plays

Description: Groundlings: Attendees (commoners) at the Globe Theatre who paid one penny to stand in the pit (the yard) to watch Shakespearean plays

Description: Shakespeare | Strike a PROSE...or a POEM

Description: Praise Hymn

Description: Of course I talk to myself. How else could I cite My Source?

Description: Party checklist: I'll bring the alcohol!

Description: Party check list: I'll bring the bad decisions!

Description: No Shirt? No Shoes? No Sht. It's the Beach.

Description: Faster than a rolling 'O' Stronger than silent 'E' Able to leap capital 'T' in a single bound! It's a word, it’s a plan...it's Letterman!

Description: Truly apocalyptic! Zombies crave graaains!!!! LOCK the brewery!!!

Description: Not every girl dreams of being a little princess

Description: On my honor, I will try...

Description: 404 Error Spill Chuhkkr Not Found

Description: Dead Tree Books | Dead Cotton Shirts

Description: Grammar Police | To Correct & Serve

Description: Paperbacks - the original software

Description: Plagiarism is NOT Recycling.

Description: Aromatherapy through books

Description: In Case of Emergency, Give Me Books

Description: 404 Error | Ambition Not Found

Description: I Want To Believe

Description: I Want To Leave

Description: Math Humor - Right Angle - This guy is always right.

Description: Perkatory - noun (pur kah tawr e) the anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready.

Description: Grammar Police | Diploma & Library Card, please.