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Description: A stadium full of Santa, elves and a snowman with a pretzel, all in sunglasses. Kickoff is cocoa.

Description: A laughing Santa with a stack of gifts, under a gold-trimmed arch. Sing it if you want.

Description: One tired Santa, one candy cane, and a speech bubble that says it all. He's seen things.

Description: Plaid, leopard, stripes and polka dots, all arguing over one word. Retro script Christmas underneath.

Description: Pixel Santa on a 16-bit cartridge, shipping gifts like a final boss. The loot drop is the whole point.

Description: A melted snowman in a top hat, calling it a meltdown. Fine, he says.

Description: The head fell off and the arms are up. Everything is fine, apparently.

Description: A raccoon in shades, a Santa hat and one very long string of Christmas lights. He has accepted it.

Description: A screaming modem, neon lightning and the full KSSSH-BEEP-BOOP-SCREEECH. You know the song.

Description: One sticky note, one terrible plan, and the follow-up question that matters.

Description: A duck in an alpine hat, a pretzel, and a plan for the evening. Light shirts only.

Description: Loyalty, but make it a snow monster and a guy with an ice pick. Thumbs up, mountain optional.

Description: A painted poster, a chainsaw, and a very confident worm. Gamers who remember will not need the caption.

Description: Part of a complete breakfast, according to a very large green dinosaur. Serving suggestion included.

Description: The nervous kid in the glasses called it. This shirt says so in orange and blue.

Description: One swordsman, one sunrise, zero progress. For anyone still trying to get back to the cartoon block.

Description: One katana, one cracked sun, one firm refusal. Wear it when the day tries something.

Description: A Santa-suited pitcher crashing through a brick wall, because the front door was too polite. Loud, red, and holly-trimmed.

Description: An official-looking badge with one job. Grill dads, hardware aisle regulars, and anyone who can quote the line already know.

Description: Two hands on the face, one sunset behind him, zero energy left. It says what you were about to say anyway.

Description: For anyone whose back gave out doing something they would rather not describe. Ice pack included, dignity sold separately.

Description: One pink bar of soap, one fake company, three words of promise. Cream suds, scuffed print, dark shirt.

Description: An eagle, a gas pump, and a pile of burgers with cheese running down both sides. Full Tummy Always.

Description: Safety is the number three priority at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, and the gold banner says so. Two cooling towers, one atom, zero apologies.

Description: Slurm: fueling unpaid overtime since 3000. It is highly addictive, and so is saying yes to one more task.

Description: Your replacement is already in production, and it is very friendly about it. Chunky red and gold lettering, one smiling robot, no severance.

Description: Applied Cryogenics, now accepting employees who have not seen a raise in years. Open pod, cold fog, zero salary movement.

Description: Suspenders, a pile of buttons, and zero movement on the pay scale. For anyone who has worked a floor.

Description: A red stapler, a stack of paper, and one very clear opinion about your 2 p.m. calendar invite.

Description: Santa with a drinking horn, a light-wrapped axe and a table full of roast. Norse Christmas, no mercy.

Description: A stone-faced Viking Santa guards the presents with two axes and a knotwork ring. Valhalla can wait.

Description: A stone-faced Viking Santa guards the presents with two axes and a knotwork ring. Valhalla can wait.

Description: A Trojan horse with a red bow, a tree behind it, and soldiers peeking through the planks. The warning, wrapped.

Description: A toolbelt elf with a hammer and a wrench, built for the guy who assembles everything on Christmas Eve. Vintage badge, gold trim, holly.

Description: A pirate Santa raises one palm and declines everything. Tattoo-flash style, skull on the tree, rum on the hip.

Description: A grinning retro eggnog glass in a Santa hat takes over the whole December personality. Vintage badge, cinnamon stick, zero regrets.