Cetaceous

Description: You know who you are.

Description: Round logo in black with a large verda stelo stating "Fluent Esperanto speaker. What can I help you with? Kun kio mi povas helpi vin?

Description: Orange logo with the verda stelo stating "Please Speak to Me in Esperanto / Bonvolu Paroli al Mi Per Esperanto"

Description: Black logo with the verda stelo stating Fluent in Esperanto. Paroli kun me (talk with me). What can I help you with? Kun kio me povas helpi vin?

Description: Black logo with a large verda stelo stating "Fluent Esperantist. Vi pova paroli kun me (you can talk to me). What can I help you with / Kun kio mi povas helpi vin?

Description: Black logo with verda stelo stating "Esperanto. Ĉu vi parolas ĝin?"

Description: Your cat is plain and boring and my cat is FABULOUS! Cute rainbow cat dancing on a stripper pole.

Description: There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.

Description: I am super chill at this time.

Description: The thing about youth culture is I don't understand it.

Description: I'm known to be quite vexing, I'm just warning you.

Description: My food eats your food.

Description: Meatatarian

Description: I like meat.

Description: Please don't talk to me.

Description: Introvert. Please don't talk to me.

Description: Fus ro dah, biatch

Description: I'm not shy, I just really hate small talk.

Description: I'm not depressed, I'm just quiet.

Description: Don't mess with me. I know magic.

Description: I should warn you, I bite.

Description: Stop looking at my chest, my eyes are up here!

Description: Look at my face. Does it look like I care?

Description: We're bad guys. It's what we do.