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Description: A composition featuring various tools arranged against a black background. Prominently displayed are red wrenches of different sizes in the foreground, with a yellow hammer and a screwdriver above. To the right, red-handled pliers are visible. The text "RIGHT TOOL RIGHT JOB" is written in red lettering, split into two lines.
Description: A bold typographic composition featuring multiple lines of text. The words "THE ONE", "THE ONLY", "STRUCTURAL", "ENGINEERING", "LEGEND", and "HAS RETIRED" are displayed in large, blocky letters with a retro aesthetic. The text colors are orange, cream, red, teal, and orange respectively, set against a black background.
The One The Only Structural Engineering Legend Has Retired Bold Retro Text Bag
$19 $24
Description: A golden metallic beetle rendered in a steampunk style, with visible gears, cogs, and mechanical components integrated into its body. The beetle is framed within a simple golden oval outline against a black background. This ornate mechanical creation evokes a sense of intricate craftsmanship and a bygone era.
Description: A bold, retro-style presentation featuring the words "CIVIL ENGINEER" stacked. The text is rendered in a bright cyan color with a thick white outline, set against a solid black background. The lettering style mimics collegiate or athletic block lettering, emphasizing the words "CIVIL" on the top line and "ENGINEER" on the bottom line.
Description: A bold graphic with two lines of text. The top line reads "COMPUTER" and the bottom line reads "ENGINEER". Both lines of text are yellow with a white outline and a thin black shadow, set against a solid black background. A thick yellow line with a white outline separates the two lines of text.
Description: A black background with white elements. The word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed in large capital letters. Above the word are various scientific and technical symbols including atomic structures, a helicopter, wind turbines, a beaker, circuit board patterns, equations like E=X/S and V=√(CV^3), and bar graphs. Below the word is the phonetic spelling "noun.[en-juh-neer]" and a definition of an engineer.
Description: A humorous design featuring pistons crossed with a wrench. The text reads "I DID NOT BECOME A MECHANIC To Fix your SHIT FOR FREE". The style is bold and direct, with metallic pistons and a prominent red wrench against a dark background with red radiating lines.
I Did Not Become A Mechanic To Fix Your Shit For Free Pistons Wrench Bag
$19 $24
Description: A monochromatic graphic featuring a stylized human figure. The figure wears a beret, sunglasses, and has a prominent mustache and beard. Below the figure, the text 'C-4' is prominently displayed in bold capital letters. The text 'WHEN IN DOUBT' is arched above the figure in white capital letters against a black background.
Description: A detailed drawing of a red engine motor with metallic grey accents is depicted against a black background. Above the motor, the words "STILL PLAYS" are written in large, off-white capital letters. Below the motor, the words "WITH BLOCKS" are also written in large, off-white capital letters, curved to follow the shape of the engine.
Description: A bold typographic statement on a black background. The top line reads "MECHANIC" in yellow. Below this, "BECAUSE" is centered in white, bracketed by white lines. The word "BADASS" dominates the middle in large white letters with a yellow accent on the "A". The bottom features "MIRACLE WORKER IS NOT AN OFFICIAL JOB TITLE" in white, with stars flanking "IS NOT AN OFFICIAL". The final line "JOB TITLE" is in large yellow letters.
Mechanic Because Badass Miracle Worker Is Not An Official Job Title Yellow Accent Bag
$19 $24
Description: A humorous definition of an engineer presented in bold yellow and white text on a black background. The text reads "Engineer One Who Solves Problems That You Did Not Know Exist In Ways You Do Not Understand. See Also: Wizard, Magician". A cartoon monkey is depicted to the right of the text.
Engineer One Who Solves Problems That You Did Not Know Exist In Ways You Do Not Understand See Also Wizard Magician Monkey Bag
$19 $24
Description: A flat, retro-style graphic depicts an astronaut in a white and red spacesuit reclining in a bright red sports car. They are positioned within a large, segmented blue sphere representing space, with small white dots scattered across it like stars. The text "STARMAN" is displayed at the bottom.
Description: A distressed graphic with two white wrenches crossed in the center. Below the wrenches, the text "Creative" is written in a large, flowing script, followed by "PROBLEM SOLVER" in bold, block capitals. At the bottom, in parentheses and a script font, it reads "(aka Super Genius)". The background is black.
Description: A bold typographic composition on a black background. The text "I'M AN" is at the top, followed by the word "ENGANEER" crossed out with red lines. Below this, "ENGANEER" appears again, also crossed out. The word "ENGANEER" appears a third time, not crossed out. Finally, "I'M GOOD WITH MATH" is displayed at the bottom in large white letters.
Description: A stark black background displays white, distressed block lettering. The text is arranged in four lines: 'ENGINEERING' across the top, followed by 'SOLVING PROBLEMS YOU', 'DIDN'T KNOW HAD IN WAYS', and finally 'YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND'. The lettering has a worn, textured appearance.
Engineering Solving Problems You Didn't Know Had In Ways You Can't Understand Text Bag
$19 $24
Description: A repeating pattern arrangement of twelve distinct retro robot figures in white against a solid black background. Each robot is rendered in a simplified, monochrome style with antenna, eyes, and mechanical features clearly defined. The overall aesthetic is vintage and simplistic.
Description: A stylized cartoon figure with green skin, glasses, and a blue checked shirt is shown tangled in numerous black electrical cords. The text "the cable guy" is prominently displayed in white script next to the figure. The background is solid black, with more black cords creating a chaotic visual.
Description: A black background with white text. The top right corner features the state of Ohio outlined and filled with the American flag. The text reads "Engineer", followed by "Engineer] [epnen]", and then a definition in four lines: "The thiere ofe the and whe edolos, thunt forexiduned offour for thedic rove thie iol."
Description: A black and white typographic design featuring large, bold white text. The top line reads "I'M A" with horizontal lines on either side. Below this, "PRINCIPAL" is displayed in large, sans-serif capital letters. The line below that reads "ENGINEER" in an even larger, bold font. The bottom section contains the text "TO SAVE TIME LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I'M NEVER WRONG" in smaller capital letters.
Principal Engineer To Save Time Let's Just Assume That I'm Never Wrong Text Bag
$19 $24