Cards
Description: A bold statement design featuring text arranged in four lines on a black background. The top line reads "BLUE COLLAR" in navy blue. The second line reads "AMERICAN" in bright red. The third line reads "DIRTY HANDS" in white, with a red star in the center and red lines on either side. The bottom line reads "CLEAN MONEY" in white.
Description: A rustic-themed composition featuring a raccoon dressed as a cowboy, sporting a hat, bandana, and boots. The raccoon is centrally positioned with arms crossed. Text above reads "LIVIN' ON THAT" and below reads "Blue Collar DOLLAR". Small star elements are present to the right of the raccoon.
Description: A retro-style text-based composition in multiple colors on a black background. The top line reads "Spoiled" in yellow. Below it, "by my" is written in teal with a heart replacing the 'o' in 'my'. The largest text reads "BLUE COLLAR" in alternating pastel colors of pink, light blue, and cream. The bottom line states "MAN" in large red letters with yellow sunbursts on either side.
Description: A stark white outline of a factory complex with pipes and towers sits above bold, large text. The top line reads "PLANT" with the "L" filled with a blue and white star symbol resembling the Texas flag. The bottom line reads "TRASH", with "T", "R", and "A" filled with blue and white colors, and "S" and "H" filled with red.
Description: A bold statement piece featuring the words "PLANT TRASH" prominently displayed. The 'A' in "PLANT" is replaced by the Mexican flag emblem, showing an eagle on a cactus. Below this, a stark white outline of a city skyline contrasts against a black background. The "T" in "PLANT" and "TRASH" are red, the "P" in "PLANT" and the "T" in "TRASH" are green.
Description: A rectangular yellow sign with a black border featuring black diagonal hazard stripes at the top and bottom. The center of the sign contains black, capitalized text reading "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING". The text is layered, with "I HAVE" on the first line, "NO IDEA" on the second, and "WHAT I'M DOING" on the third.
Description: A composition featuring various tools arranged against a black background. Prominently displayed are red wrenches of different sizes in the foreground, with a yellow hammer and a screwdriver above. To the right, red-handled pliers are visible. The text "RIGHT TOOL RIGHT JOB" is written in red lettering, split into two lines.
Description: A bold typographic composition featuring multiple lines of text. The words "THE ONE", "THE ONLY", "STRUCTURAL", "ENGINEERING", "LEGEND", and "HAS RETIRED" are displayed in large, blocky letters with a retro aesthetic. The text colors are orange, cream, red, teal, and orange respectively, set against a black background.
The One The Only Structural Engineering Legend Has Retired Bold Retro Text Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A golden metallic beetle rendered in a steampunk style, with visible gears, cogs, and mechanical components integrated into its body. The beetle is framed within a simple golden oval outline against a black background. This ornate mechanical creation evokes a sense of intricate craftsmanship and a bygone era.
Description: A bold white text design on a black background. The top curves with "THAT'S WHAT I DO" and features five stars and a wrench with crossed tools. The center reads "I FIX STUFF". Below that, "= AND =" is centered. The bottom curves with "I KNOW THINGS".
That's What I Do I Fix Stuff And I Know Things Wrench Stars Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold, retro-style presentation featuring the words "CIVIL ENGINEER" stacked. The text is rendered in a bright cyan color with a thick white outline, set against a solid black background. The lettering style mimics collegiate or athletic block lettering, emphasizing the words "CIVIL" on the top line and "ENGINEER" on the bottom line.
Description: A bold graphic with two lines of text. The top line reads "COMPUTER" and the bottom line reads "ENGINEER". Both lines of text are yellow with a white outline and a thin black shadow, set against a solid black background. A thick yellow line with a white outline separates the two lines of text.
Description: A dramatic graphic featuring a large yellow tower crane against a backdrop of stylized clouds and a city skyline silhouette. Small worker figures stand at the base. Bold yellow text on a black banner reads "THE POWER OF TOWER CRANE."
Tower Crane Lifting Load Construction Site Silhouette Yellow Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with white elements. The word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed in large capital letters. Above the word are various scientific and technical symbols including atomic structures, a helicopter, wind turbines, a beaker, circuit board patterns, equations like E=X/S and V=√(CV^3), and bar graphs. Below the word is the phonetic spelling "noun.[en-juh-neer]" and a definition of an engineer.
Description: A humorous design featuring pistons crossed with a wrench. The text reads "I DID NOT BECOME A MECHANIC To Fix your SHIT FOR FREE". The style is bold and direct, with metallic pistons and a prominent red wrench against a dark background with red radiating lines.
I Did Not Become A Mechanic To Fix Your Shit For Free Pistons Wrench Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochromatic graphic featuring a stylized human figure. The figure wears a beret, sunglasses, and has a prominent mustache and beard. Below the figure, the text 'C-4' is prominently displayed in bold capital letters. The text 'WHEN IN DOUBT' is arched above the figure in white capital letters against a black background.
Description: A detailed drawing of a red engine motor with metallic grey accents is depicted against a black background. Above the motor, the words "STILL PLAYS" are written in large, off-white capital letters. Below the motor, the words "WITH BLOCKS" are also written in large, off-white capital letters, curved to follow the shape of the engine.
Description: A bold typographic statement on a black background. The top line reads "MECHANIC" in yellow. Below this, "BECAUSE" is centered in white, bracketed by white lines. The word "BADASS" dominates the middle in large white letters with a yellow accent on the "A". The bottom features "MIRACLE WORKER IS NOT AN OFFICIAL JOB TITLE" in white, with stars flanking "IS NOT AN OFFICIAL". The final line "JOB TITLE" is in large yellow letters.
Mechanic Because Badass Miracle Worker Is Not An Official Job Title Yellow Accent Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous definition of an engineer presented in bold yellow and white text on a black background. The text reads "Engineer One Who Solves Problems That You Did Not Know Exist In Ways You Do Not Understand. See Also: Wizard, Magician". A cartoon monkey is depicted to the right of the text.
Engineer One Who Solves Problems That You Did Not Know Exist In Ways You Do Not Understand See Also Wizard Magician Monkey Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A flat, retro-style graphic depicts an astronaut in a white and red spacesuit reclining in a bright red sports car. They are positioned within a large, segmented blue sphere representing space, with small white dots scattered across it like stars. The text "STARMAN" is displayed at the bottom.
Description: A distressed graphic with two white wrenches crossed in the center. Below the wrenches, the text "Creative" is written in a large, flowing script, followed by "PROBLEM SOLVER" in bold, block capitals. At the bottom, in parentheses and a script font, it reads "(aka Super Genius)". The background is black.
