Description: A circular emblem with a retro, distressed finish. It features a white cream background with green and white quadrants. A red-lettered text "Castrol" is prominently displayed diagonally across the center, with smaller red text "WAKEFIELD MOTOR OIL" positioned to the right. The edges are weathered and show signs of age.
Description: A retro-style composition featuring four horizontal colored stripes: orange, yellow, teal, and blue. Bold black text spells out "I CAN DO HARD THINGS" across these stripes. Vertical brown lines extend upwards from the top of the stripes, and similar blue lines extend downwards.
Description: Bold block letters forming the word 'USA'. The 'U' is filled with a pattern of white stars on a dark blue background. The 'S' features a transition from the star pattern to red and white stripes. The 'A' is composed entirely of horizontal red and white stripes. The backdrop is black.
Description: A 3D computer-generated character of a cheerful builder wearing a yellow hard hat, blue overalls over a checkered orange and red long-sleeved shirt, and brown boots. He has a tool belt with various tools like a hammer, axe, and wrench. The character is waving with his right hand.
Description: A bold, distressed typography layout with three lines of text. The top line reads "NOT THE" in white letters with a black splatter effect. The middle line, "WORST", is in large black letters with a red background and a similar splatter effect. The bottom line, "EMPLOYEE", is in white letters with the splatter effect on a black background.
Description: A monochrome depiction of a person wearing a hooded mask and a suit. The mask is white with dark eyes and a mouth covered by fingers. The suit is black with a white shirt and black tie. Geometric lines form a frame behind the figure. The text "VOLBEAT" is prominently displayed at the top.
Description: A circular emblem with white text on a black background. The words "THE LEGEND HAS RETIRED" arc across the top inside a partial circle. "Retired" is prominently displayed in larger script in the center. Below "Retired" is "★ 2026 ★". At the bottom, the text "NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE" arcs in a larger circle.
Description: A monochrome graphic features a large excavator centrally placed. Above the excavator, white text reads "I AM A HEAVY EQUIPMENT OPERATOR". Below the excavator, text in white and red states "I CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT I CAN FIX WHAT STUPID DOES". The style is bold and stencil-like.
Heavy Equipment Operator Excavator I Can't Fix Stupid But I Can Fix What Stupid Does T-Shirt
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Description: A powerful depiction of a barbecue grill engulfed in vibrant orange flames against a stark black background. White, cursive text overlay reads "I am leaving it as I found it. Take over. It's yours." Below the grill, the text "Ellis Wyatt Atlas Shrugged" is presented in a simple font. The overall style is dramatic and bold.
Description: A black background features a floral arrangement of three large pink peonies with green leaves. Above the flowers, text arches over the arrangement, starting with 'MOTHERHOOD'. Below the flowers, large text reads 'IS KINGDOM WORK' and a smaller text 'Prov. 31:25-27'. The text around the flowers contains numerous words and characters.
Description: A bold, graphic presentation featuring an eagle with outstretched wings perched on the back of a galloping horse. Above, in a dark, stylized font, reads "250 YEARS OF FREEDOM". Centered below this text, on a white banner, is "EST. 1776". The composition is set against a black background.
Description: A bold, minimalist phrase centered on a black background. The text reads 'Everything is Figureoutable' in a serif typeface. The words are stacked with 'Everything' on top, '- is -' in the middle, and 'Figureoutable' on the bottom. The colors are stark white text on a black background.
Description: A stylized depiction of a raccoon with a sad expression, wrapped in a blanket adorned with stars. The raccoon holds a steaming mug of coffee. Text above reads "I'VE DONE HORRIBLE THINGS FOR MONEY LIKE", and text below reads "WAKING UP EARLY TO GO TO WORK.". Small 'Z's indicate sleepiness.
Description: A humorous graphic with the text "I WORK HARD SO MY CHICKENS CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE" in bold white and yellow lettering. It features a white chicken wearing yellow sunglasses and relaxing on a striped beach lounger, with a tropical drink on a side table. The background is solid black.
Description: A dramatic depiction of a glass bottle of ketchup exploding as a bullet pierces through it. Red ketchup splatters outwards, fragments of glass break away, and an orange and white burst emanates from the impact zone. A single bullet with a white spiral trail is shown mid-flight.
