ChickenFriedAshley

Description: You'd never leave your house without your keys, your phone, or your wallet. Why would you leave without Ashley? Don't be clumsy. EDC = Every Day Clown.

Description: Now that I got your attention, prove everyone wrong and tell them I'm actually here. Right in front of you. What are you, blind?

Description: Halloween? Hallow's Eve? Who knows. All we know is witches' brew is best-served bubbly.

Description: You scream, I scream... Why are any of us screaming? We should be cool, calm, collected, and creamy. Like ice creamy.

Description: Hey! You! Disagree like they do in that game in the courtroom and stuff.

Description: Powerpuff pastries! There aren't any other words to best describe cuteness.

Description: Cupcakes. Short. Sweet. To the point. Also, packed with tons of sugar.

Description: Move over, Rosie. Ashley The Rumpeter is 100% in favor of stuffing your face and promoting great humor.

Description: A classical design with a goopy twist.

Description: If you don't know where this comes from, we can't be friends.

Description: Long day? Nothing like a warm tub of noods to cheer you up. Let Ashley broth you right up and feed your belly.

Description: The gift that keeps on giving is much better than you think.