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The Beatings Will Continue until Morale Improves Shorts
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Description: A bit of historical Piracy from North Carolina’s Outer Banks. Blackbeard’s classic black and white etching with the caption, The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Tags: bad, blackbeard, edward teach, famous, funny
Revenge 2024 Election T-Shirt Shorts

Description: Features red bars, white stars and white text that says “Revenge 2024”. Makes a great gift for Conservatives. People who are passionate about right wing politics and the 2024 presidential election will love it. Get one for your right-wing friends. Available on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: electio, election, libertarian, president 2024, republican

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Shall Not Be Infringed Shorts

Description: The Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. Show your support for your second amendment rights with this Shall Not Be Infringed T-shirt. A must have for gun owners and 2A advocates.

Tags: 2a, 2nd amendment, anti gun control, conservative, freedom

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Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness Shorts
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Description: Pro 2A gun rights design featuring the words “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness brought to you by the 2nd Amendment”. A play on the well known phrase from the United States Declaration of Independence. White lettering on a variety of colors and products.

Tags: 2nd amendment, conservative, election, gop, gun rights
Killdozer Shorts
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Description: Killdozer T-Shirts. Features a picture of the infamous killdozer with the quote “Sometimes Reasonable Men Must Do Unreasonable Things.” Makes a great gift for your favorite Libertarian. They’ll love it! Available on men’s, women’s and kids’ clothing. Also comes on stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: dont tread on me, freedom, killdozer, meme, politics

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My Enemies List Shorts
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Description: Humorous design based on President Nixon’s enemies list. A bit of graphic cynicism. The lighter side of conspiracies. Great for casual Fridays.

Tags: attitude, conspiracy, cynical, funny, humor

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Pour Coffee Here Shorts

Description: Pour Coffee Here T-Shirt. Features an illustration of a cat on its back with mouth open and paws in the air and stylized text that says “Pour Coffee Here” Makes a great gift for coffee lovers and cat lovers. Available a variety gifts and apparel for Women, Men and kids on different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: cat, cat lover gift, coffee, funny, humor

Pour Coffee Here Shorts

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That’s a terrible idea Shorts

Description: That’s a terrible idea...What time? The thing about terrible ideas is that the worse they sound sound, the better they sound. Makes a great gift for the sarcastic pervert on your list.

Tags: funny, humor, idiom, ironic, irony

That’s a terrible idea Shorts

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Political Jokes Shorts

Description: The Problem With Political Jokes Is They Get Elected. It’s all fun and games until one of these clowns wins an election and starts turning government into their own private circus. White lettering on dark backgrounds. Stick it to the Man in style. Many sizes and colors to choose from.

Tags: democrat, election, funny, humor, phrase

Political Jokes Shorts

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Martini Pirate Shorts

Description: Design take of pirate a flag from the Golden-Age of piracy. Edward England’s flag but with martini glasses. Makes a great gift for pirate fans, history buffs, and martini lovers

Tags: buccaneers, caribbean, golden age, jolly roger, martini

Martini Pirate Shorts

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OK Commie Shorts
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Description: OK Commie, enough of this garbage about how socialism never works because it hasn’t been tried correctly. We don’t need misery, despair, poverty, or your advice. This is not a Boomers versus millennials thing. So sit down, shut up and let the free markets work. Capitalism’s got this.

Tags: anti democrat, anti liberal, anti socialism, conservative, election

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Skull and Crossbones Pirate Shorts

Description: Pirate skull and crossbones with an old school look and feel. Show the Black Flag in style. Available on many products including masks.

Tags: black, crossbones, flag, graphic, history

Skull and Crossbones Pirate Shorts

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Come And Take It Bill of Rights Shorts

Description: Come And Take It Bill of Rights T-Shirt. Features a graphic of the bill of rights and text that says “Come And Take It.” Makes a great gift for who are concerned about big government and their constitutional rights. Available on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: bill of rights, conservative, constitution, elections, libertarian

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Come And Take It Bill of Rights Shorts

Description: Come And Take It Bill of Rights T-Shirt. Features a graphic of the bill of rights and text that says “Come And Take It.” Makes a great gift for who are concerned about big government and their constitutional rights. Available on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: bill of rights, conservative, constitution, elections, libertarian

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The Beatings Will Continue until Morale Improves Shorts
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Description: A bit of historical Piracy from North Carolina’s Outer Banks. Blackbeard’s classic black and white etching with the caption, The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Tags: bad, edward teach, famous, funny, history
Blackbeards Flag Shorts
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Description: Blackbeards Flag with the graphic from the flag flown on Blackbeard's flagship The Queen Annes Revenge

Tags: british, c, edward teach, french, pirate

Blackbeards Flag Shorts

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Flag of Black Bart Roberts Shorts
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Description: Pirate flag of Black Bart Roberts flag from the Golden-Age of piracy. Makes a great gift for pirate fans and history buffs.

Tags: buccaneers, caribbean, golden age, jolly roger, martini

Flag of Black Bart Roberts Shorts

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Hoist the black flag Shorts
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Description: Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -H.L. Mencken Henry Mencken was an American journalist, essayist, satirist, andcultural critic. He commented widely on the social scene, literature, music, prominent politicians and contemporary movements.

Tags: black, blackbeard, flag, funny, hl mencken

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Size Matters Shorts
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Description: Of course size matters. Nobody wants a small glass of wine. Funny quote about wine on a variety of products and apparel. Perfect gift for wine lovers.

Tags: alcohol, cute, drink, funny, humor

Size Matters Shorts

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My Birthstone is a Coffee Bean Shorts

Description: A birthstone is a gemstone that represents a person’s month of birth. Birthstones are often worn as jewelry and as a pendant. My Birthstone is a coffee bean. Funny quote about coffee on a variety of products and apparel. Get this as a perfect gift for coffee lovers.

Tags: birthstone, coffee, coffee bean, cute, drink

My Birthstone is a Coffee Bean Shorts

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Three Boxes Shorts

Description: A man’s rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. Frederick Douglass quote available on a variety of products.

Tags: 2nd amendment, conservative, gun rights, right, second amendment

Three Boxes Shorts

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Dept of Shenanigans Shorts

Description: Department of Shenanigans T-Shirts and accessories. Makes a great gift for your Irish-American friends, or anyone who enjoys having some pints of beer at the pub and a little St. Patrick’s Day mischief.

Tags: funny, humor, ireland, irish, irish american

Dept of Shenanigans Shorts

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Roswell Aviation Shorts
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Description: Did an unidentified flying object crash at Roswell New Mexico? Are UFOs real? Is there a dead Alien in Area 51’s cold storage?

Tags: alien, area 51, aviation, contact, history

Roswell Aviation Shorts

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Trash Panda Shorts
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Description: Trash Pandas (Racoons) are clever animals. Be sure to keep all your garbage can lids secure. Dumpster bandits are out there!

Tags: animal, cute, funny, humor, trash

Trash Panda Shorts

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Become Ungovernable Shorts
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Description: Become Ungovernable T-Shirt. Features an illustration of a dog sitting outside at a table with a huge glass of beer and stylized text that says “Become Ungovernable” Makes a great gift for dog lovers and those who like sarcasm. Available a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: animal lover, become ungovernable, beer, dog, funny

Become Ungovernable Shorts

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Become Ungovernable Shorts
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Description: Become Ungovernable T-Shirt. Features an illustration of a dog sitting outside at a table with a huge glass of beer and stylized text that says “Become Ungovernable” Makes a great gift for dog lovers and those who like sarcasm. Available a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: animal lover, become ungovernable, beer, dog, funny

Become Ungovernable Shorts

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Become Ungovernable Shorts
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Description: Become Ungovernable T-Shirt. Features an illustration of a cat on a surfboard riding a wave and stylized text that says “Become Ungovernable” Makes a great gift for cat lovers and those who like sarcasm. Available a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: animal lover, beach, become ungovernable, cat, funny

Become Ungovernable Shorts

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Become Ungovernable Shorts
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Description: Become Ungovernable T-Shirt. Features an illustration of a cat on a surfboard riding a wave and stylized text that says “Become Ungovernable” Makes a great gift for cat lovers and those who like sarcasm. Available a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: animal lover, beach, become ungovernable, cat, funny

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If Sarcasm Was A Science Shorts

Description: If Sarcasm Was A Science T-Shirt. Features stylized text that says “If Sarcasm Was A Science I Would Have A PhD.” Makes a great gift for those who love sarcasm. White text and graphics on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny slogan, humor, sarcasm

If Sarcasm Was A Science Shorts

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I Wonder About Beer Shorts
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Description: I Wonder If Beer Thinks About Me Too T-Shirt. Features stylized text that says “I Wonder If Beer Thinks About Me Too”. Makes a great gift for Beer lovers. White text and graphics on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: alcohol, beer, beer drinker, beer lover, funny

I Wonder About Beer Shorts

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Evolution and Alien Abductions Shorts
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Description: Are UFOs real? Have Aliens influenced Human Evolution? Is it all just a giant conspiracy? Are crashed alien spacecrafts stored at Nevada’s Area 51?

Tags: alien, contact, evolution, funny, life

Evolution and Alien Abductions Shorts

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Pray for Whirled Peas Shorts
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Description: These are scary times we’re living in. That’s why we need you buy this t-shirt to help spread the message that everyone should pray for whirled peas. Imagine mother earth with no violins and everyone living in peas. Wouldn’t that be great?

Tags: food, funny, humor, joke, parody

Pray for Whirled Peas Shorts

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Dept of Shenanigans Shorts
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Description: Department of Shenanigans T-Shirts and accessories. Makes a great gift for your Irish-American friends, or anyone who enjoys having some pints of beer at the pub and a little St. Patrick’s Day mischief.

Tags: funny, humor, ireland, irish, irish american

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Non-Alcoholic Beer Shorts
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Description: There is a time and a place for Non-Alcoholic Beer. Never, and in the trash. Beer is one of the oldest and most loved alcoholic drinks in the world. Some of humanity’s earliest known writings refer to the production of beer. Why ruin it by removing the alcohol?

Tags: alcohol, beer, drink, drinking humor, funny

Non-Alcoholic Beer Shorts

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Pull My Finger Shorts
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Description: Funny take on Michelangelo’s notable work, the renaissance painting The Creation of Adam - when the Lord breathed into Adam, life.

Tags: creation, funny, god, history, michelangelo

Pull My Finger Shorts

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Tired Of This Shit Shorts
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Description: Tired Of This Shit T-Shirt. Features stylized text that says “Raise Your Hand If You’re Tired Of This Shit” with a graphic of the standard male figure seen on restroom signs, but with a raised hand. definitely Not Safe For Work - NSFW. Makes a great gift for those who love sarcasm. White text and graphics on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Tags: current events, funny, humor, news, politics

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