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Description: Coffee: If you’re not shaking, you need another cup! Energy drinks are fine, but sometimes, there’s nothing like the original. So have another cup of joe, and tell morning to go f itself.

Description: Coffee: If you’re not shaking, you need another cup! Energy drinks are fine, but sometimes, there’s nothing like the original. So have another cup of joe, and tell morning to go f itself.

Description: Fox Ewe. A t-shirt design for the sarcastic, cynical, or anyone who’s just fed up with the stupid they have to put up with every day. Animals rock. People, not so much. Perfect for casual fridays.

Description: Zero Fox Given. A t-shirt design for the sarcastic, cynical, or anyone who’s just fed up with the stupid they have to put up with everyday. Animals rock. People, not so much. Perfect for casual fridays.

Description: Zero Fox Given. A t-shirt design for the sarcastic, cynical, or anyone who’s just fed up with the stupid they have to put up with everyday. Animals rock. People, not so much. Perfect for casual fridays.

Description: I followed my heart and it lead me to whiskey. I think I’m in love with a distilled alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain mash. Where will your heart lead you? T-shirts and gifts for whisky-lovers.

Description: Yoga Class? I thought you said Pour a Glass. If the only thing you plan on stretching is the truth, why not do it with a couple of drinks? Yoga Class? Pour a Glass design available on t-shirts and gifts.

Description: My Doctor Says I Need Glasses. A glass of whiskey, a glass of gin, a glass of wine and a glass of beer. Booze-lover’s T-shirt. Perfect apparel for happy hour, or a night out at the local pub.

Description: Alien grey head illustration by itself on t-shirts and other gifts. Perfect for you favorite sci fi fan, or proud geek. This will look great in your mugshot after you get caught storming Area 51.

Description: You Can’t Regret What You Don’t Remember! So enjoy yourself! Get started with some drinks and beers at happy hour and have a great night! No regrets means no excuses either. You Can’t Regret What You Don’t Remember! T-shirts and gifts.

Description: Who is “They” and why should I trust them? Wise question. That’s why this T-shirt has a cute cartoon illustration of an owl. Makes a great gift for the cynical, the inquisitive or conspiracy buffs.

Description: Gifts for people who love their cats, and their coffee. Retro style illustration of a wide-eyed cat with a steaming cup of java and the caption “More Coffee Please!”. Available on a variety of products

Description: Gifts for people who love their cats, and their coffee. Retro style illustration of a wide-eyed cat with a steaming cup of java and the caption “More Coffee Please!”. Available on a variety of products.

Description: Turkey Bacon? Uh, no. See the picture? That’s my reaction of shock and horror at the thought of turkey bacon. Real bacon only please. A true bacon-lover will settle for nothing but the real thing. Bacon-lover T-Shirts and gifts

Description: An important rule to know when drinking beer. If at first you don’t succeed, try a bottle opener. That’s the beer-lover’s proverb. This quote with an illustraion of a beer bottle and a draft beer is available on t-shirts and other gifts.

Description: I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings T-Shirt. If you can no longer take the drama, then it’s time to head out to the nearest bar, pub, or liquor store. Makes a great gift for cocktail lovers.

Description: Staying six feet away from people is for humans. Sasquatch likes to stay six miles away. During the age of the coronavirus, self-distancing is the new normal. The all time self-distancing champion is Bigfoot. Self-Distancing Champion t-shirts and gifts

Description: Staying six feet away from people is for humans. Sasquatch likes to stay six miles away. During the age of the coronavirus, self-distancing is the new normal. The all time self-distancing champion is Bigfoot. Self-Distancing Champion t-shirts and gifts

Description: Area 51 or Bust t-shirts and gifts. Great for sci-fi fans. Wear it to the next Storm Area 51 event in the Nevada desert. Also available in sizes that may or may not fit any extraterrestrials you might find there.

Description: Area 51 or Bust t-shirts and gifts. Great for sci-fi fans. Wear it to the next Storm Area 51 event in the Nevada desert. Also available in sizes that may or may not fit any extraterrestrials you might find there.

Description: Body by Beer t-shirt and gifts. Makes a great gift for beer lovers who also have a sense of humor. If you enjoy bars, pubs and drinking beer, these are gifts that have your name on them.

Description: Body by Beer t-shirt and gifts. Makes a great gift for beer lovers who also have a sense of humor. If you enjoy bars, pubs and drinking beer, these are gifts that have your name on them.

Description: The ultimate wine pairing dilemma.What kind of wine goes with wine? Wine. Wine flavors are derived from sugar, acid, fruit, tannin and alcohol. Wine pairings feature complementary components, richness and textures. T-shirts and gifts for for wine lovers.

Description: People say I act like I don’t Care. It’s not an act. Sarcastic saying on a t-shirt. Wear your ambivalence with pride. Also available on other gifts and apparel.

Description: Easter Island I’ll Rock Your World T-shirt. Features an illustration of an Easter Island statue called a Moai. Moai are rock statues of human figures carved by the Rapa Nui people on Easter Island between the years 1250 and 1500.

Description: Do aliens love us? Who knows. Are extraterrestrials really visiting Earth? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes. The Air Force claims the Roswell crash was a weather balloon, and they set up a program called Project Blue Book to debunk ufo sightings. This Alien Love t-shirt design is for those of us who want to believe.

Description: I’m Putting the “Pro” in procrastinate. Why do something today that I can put off till another day? It’s not that I’m lazy. I’m just waiting for new information to arrive. Why should I waste my time and energy if next week, someone might invent a robot to do all the chores I hate doing. Professional Procrastination. It’s what I do.

Description: Day Drinking, or partying from sunup to sundown is a sport for some. Drinking mass quantities of alcoholic beverages before 5 pm is not easy. And if you do it well enough, you’ll be drinking the next day to cope with a hangover.

Description: Things I Need To Do Before Having A Beer? I can’t think of a single thing. Who needs a Numbered To Do List? Who needs an app? The only project management tools I need are a six pack, a fridge, and a coozy. This Things To Do Before Having A Beer tee design can serve as your daily to do list.

Description: T-shirt design for those who love to loaf on comfortable sofas & couches. Are you a part of the living room furniture? Our Couch Inspector tee will help to complete your living room decor. Couch-surf in style. Various styles and colors available.

Description: Beer - The reason I wake up every afternoon. It’s also why I sleep all day. Thankfully, work and stuff like that doesn’t get in the way. Nothing ruins day drinking like a job. What a drag. Get this quote on a variety of gifts and apparel for beer lovers.

Description: Socialism? Are you freaking kidding me!? Hell no! We don’t need a bunch of pencil-necked commie bureaucrats bobsledding the economy into the Cemetery. The philosophy of shared misery might be stylish with left wing academics and slack-jawed hipsters, but it’s not gonna fly with the rest of us. Anti-Socialism T-Shirts, gifts and apparel.

Description: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution. A handy phrase to help you justify your drinking. Binge away! Science has you covered. According to chemistry T-shirts and gifts.

Description: How do people get eaten by sharks? Do they not hear the music? The soundtrack is everywhere. Da-Dum...Da-Dum...Da-Dum Da-Dum Da-Dum!! And what’s all of this sharks do not eat humans nonsense. Does nobody watch movies anymore? How do people get eaten by sharks t-shirts and gifts.

Description: How do people get eaten by sharks? Do they not hear the music? The soundtrack is everywhere. Da-Dum...Da-Dum...Da-Dum Da-Dum Da-Dum!! And what’s all of this sharks do not eat humans nonsense. Does nobody watch movies anymore? How do people get eaten by sharks t-shirts and gifts.

Description: If you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me. In a perfect world joggers are running for recreation. In my world, people run for their lives. Plus, I’m too lazy to get off the couch, so there’s that. If You Ever See Me Jogging T-shirts and gifts.