DiveBarGraphics

Description: Design for the pirates in your life. “To Err Is Human. To Arr Is Pirate” with the words in a piratical font with a Jolly Roger on top. White lettering and graphics on dark colors.

Description: Erin Go Bragh Ireland Forever. Show your Irish pride with this Erin Go Bragh T-shirt design. The term brách is equivalent to “eternity” or “end of time,” meaning the phrase may be translated literally as “Ireland until eternity” or “Ireland to the end (of time).” For most of us, the phrase is synonymous with St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. Have a pint of Guiness, and enjoy!

Description: Erin Go Bragh Ireland Forever. Show your Irish pride with this Erin Go Bragh T-shirt design. The term brách is equivalent to “eternity” or “end of time,” meaning the phrase may be translated literally as “Ireland until eternity” or “Ireland to the end (of time).” For most of us, the phrase is synonymous with St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. Have a pint of Guiness, and enjoy!

Description: Like Capitalism. Because capitalism beats socialism every time. It’s abundance and prosperity versus the philosophy of shared misery. Free-market economies will always be better than government run economies incorporating elements of centralized economic planning.

Description: Show your Irish pride with this Erin Go Bragh T-shirt design. Erin Go Bragh, or Ireland forever is an English derivation of the phrase Éirinn go Brách in the Irish language. By 1847, it was already in use as “Erin Go Bragh”. For most of us, the phrase is synonymous with St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. Have a pint of Guiness, and enjoy!

Description: Show your Irish pride with this Erin Go Bragh T-shirt design. Erin Go Bragh, or Ireland forever is an English derivation of the phrase Éirinn go Brách in the Irish language. By 1847, it was already in use as “Erin Go Bragh”. For most of us, the phrase is synonymous with St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. Have a pint of Guiness, and enjoy!

Description: I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right. Great gift for keeping the know-it-alls at bay. Might not go over so well when it comes to some types of arguments, like politics or religion.

Description: Sorry I’m Late. I’ll make up for it by leaving early. Snarky tee designed for those of us who would rather not be at a particular place or event. Tell them where they can stick it, but in a polite way.

Description: Remember When I Asked For Your Opinion? Me Neither. And you know what they say about opinions, they’re like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink. Anti-opinions gifts and apparel.

Description: What’s your favorite sound? I love the sound of no one talking to me when I’m having my morning coffee. Annoying co-workers can ruin a good cup of joe. Wear this tee to let people know you’d prefer to have your coffee in peace.

Description: An apple a day keeps the doctor away is a common proverb of Welsh origin. Does it work? Who knows. But, forget nutrition, and full speed ahead with some sarcasm. An Apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Description: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? Late night Food & Snacks rule. Have some wings, nachos with chili, beef sliders, party mix, popcorn, pork rinds, soft pretzels...

Description: Sorry. Yesterday Was The Deadline For All Complaints. Perfect for anyone who works a retail, or customer service job. Who says the customer is always right? Don’t like our services? Too bad. The complaint department is closed.

Description: Please cancel my subscriptions to your issues. Who needs to be pestered with somebody elses problems. We all have plenty of our own. Shut down the nagging and whining with this tee design. If they need to talk about it, tell them to go see a therapist.

Description: I Thought I Was Wrong Once, But I Was Mistaken! Great gift for the know-it-all who is always right, never wrong. Or, if all of your friends are dunderheads, get one for yourself!

Description: I Only Need Coffee on Days Ending with “Y”. I’m fine with no caffeine on the other days of the week. I also hate mornings, in case you were wondering. If that’s your creed, these gifts are for you.

Description: BEER - It’s So Much More Than Just A Breakfast Drink. Unless of course, the plan was day drinking. It can also be lunch, or dinner if one is so inclined. Makes a great gift for beer lovers and home brewers

Description: BEER - Because You Don’t Win Friends With Salad. Belly up to the bar, have a beer, and make some new friends. Seriously, how many friends have you made while you were grazing at a salad bar? Makes a great gift for beer lovers and home brewers.

Description: My Cat Thinks I’m Cool. No matter what anyone else thinks of me, my Cat loves me and thinks I’m cool. Makes a great gift for your favorite animal lover.

Description: My Dog Thinks I’m Cool. No matter what anyone else thinks of me, my dog loves me and thinks I’m cool. Makes a great gift for your favorite animal lover.

Description: I’m not bossy...I just have better ideas! Funny saying on gifts and apparel. When being right is your job, do it like a boss!

Description: “You say tomato, I say tomahto” Is a song by George and Ira Gershwin, from 1937. “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off.” Our lyrics are slightly different. You Say Tomato, I Say, Don’t Freaking Touch Me.

Description: I’m adding you to my Fucket List. A list of people and things who I don’t give a shit about. A list of things I never want to do, like eat a fried earthworm burger, or get a genital piercing. Get one of these for your sarcastic significant other.

Description: Pirates say Arrrg! Why? Historians believe its popularity started with the 1950 film version of Treasure Island. In that movie, English actor Robert Newton played a pirate from the West Country in the southwestern part of England. He used an accent from that region and threw “Arrr!” into his speech quite frequently. Most popular on ‘Talk like a pirate day.’

Description: Pirates say Arrrg! Why? Historians believe its popularity started with the 1950 film version of Treasure Island. In that movie, English actor Robert Newton played a pirate from the West Country in the southwestern part of England. He used an accent from that region and threw “Arrr!” into his speech quite frequently. Most popular on ‘Talk like a pirate day.’

Description: Annoy a Socialist, Enjoy Life! Socialism is the philosophy of shared misery. And if there’s one thing a socialist can’t stand, it’s somebody who’s happy when they’re supposed to be miserable. Classical liberalism and Capitalism create wealth and lift people out of poverty.

Description: If you met my family, You’d understand. Rude, yet funny family t-shirt. Ironic and a bit scary. Uncork the crazy and wear this to get all the space you need on a crowded sidewalk.

Description: Fiend; An evil spirit; a demon. The Devil; Satan. A diabolically evil or wicked person. The enemy of mankind.

Description: It’s Been One Of Those Days For A Few Years Now. When your only luck is Murphy’s Law, and anything that can go wrong, will. Difficult situations and unpleasant experiences can make a bad day seem like it’s been going on for years

Description: How Do I Feel About Gun Control? Break Into My House One Night And Find Out. “Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” - Ben Franklin.

Description: A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. The 2nd Amendment was to protect from the threat to the ‘freedom’ of the ‘States’ posed by a standing army controlled by the federal government.

Description: It’s Leg Day! But instead of lifting weights, I’ll be sitting on the sofa, watching netflix, and lifting a tasty piece of fried chicken up to my mouth. Why break yourself with a painfully hard legs workouts? No matter how hard you work, you’re still gonna look like a pelican. Relax and eat some chicken.

Description: There are no free rides at the job fair. Get off the couch, comb your hair, and bring a resume. Maybe you’ll be hired.

Description: If a Socialist falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, Is Capitalism still unfair? Capitalists believe that the government does not use economic resources as efficiently as private enterprises do, and therefore society is better off with the free market determining economic winners and losers.

Description: People who say “Good Morning” should be forced to prove it. Funny ant-mornings quote. Get it on Tees and other gifts. Hate mornings? Want to smash your alarm clock? Do you sleep in until the crack of noon? This design is for those of us who are not a morning person.

Description: We Don’t Believe in You Either. Parody of the “I Want To Believe” UFO poster featured in the t.v. show ‘The X-Files’. “I Want to Believe” is reference to a phrase associated with the pop culture surrounding pictures of unidentified flying objects and aliens.