chocopants

Description: Cruisin' down the street in my magic bus. Jockin' the blood cells. Slappin' the bones.

Description: The Earl's Classic Lemonade..

Description: It's an Orc....orca!?

Description: Herngedy perndy bork bork! Makadee tee-shirt in dee wearin de clerthin!

Description: The Earl's Classic Lemonade.

Description: Sometimes, you just want to explore the world, to meet new people, see new kingdoms, and go on your very own personal odyssey! Make the switch over to our services, and before you know it you'll know the best jazz spots in New Donk City.

Description: "Come be one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by our terrible ideas!"

Description: Are you tired of having scrawny, floppity felt-covered arms that look like little green noodles? Well come on down to GYM HENSON, and we'll get you from Cookie Weakling to Cookie MONSTER in no time! Our regimen includes getting hit by fish, learning how to.

Description: Twenty odd miles off the coast of California, you'll find a chunk of rock that fell out of the sky, straight from heaven, and became an island where the best people in the world live. Come to Camp Fox, and find your family.

Description: It's not a glittc͢h!͞ ̛It̢'s͠ su̡ppo̷oo!s̨ed to͡ ͢b̨e in ̷t̵h̷e game. ̧Węl̵l,͘ ̛i͟t͠'́s̨ ͟e͠v̧e̴ryơn̛e'̕s ̡favǫrite̸ ͘chár҉ac͘t̴er ҉a͏Nyẁay͞s.̨

Description: Would Lincoln have been a better president to portray as a Frankenstein because he already looked like one? Probably. You're not my dad!

Description: Everybody likes cardigans.

Description: Bob Saget !

Description: Be warned that the RCA is not liable for any beheadings that may occur to players or spectators during the tour.

Description: This department is in responsible for the managing of trade routes, incoming settlements, road building, city permits, sailing ports, and keeping that motherf***ing bandit off of my g**damned tiles, KYLE.

Description: SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP!

Description: The team’s been doing pretty well this season, even though there was that incident when the mascot, Dart, got in the fight with that cat over a 3 Musketeers bar. So if you’re interested in some classic, regular old baseball, stop on down by the stadium and catch a game! Next game day is Eggo’s day—everyone gets a free waffle if they bring their daughter.