Hats
Description: Upon waking, I witnessed the beastly entity. It walked with a stoop, for its prodigious height was too much for my darkened bedroom. Of it's appearance I could only see so much, for upon its hideously malformed body it wore a dirty bed linen as if it was taking on the guise of a departed spirit in some grotesque jest. But it was not a spirit, for I could hear it's heavy footfalls on the floor. Quietly signalling for me to be silent, it lumbered out of my bedroom. It seemed it desired to visit the room across the hall instead, and had stumbled upon mine in error. I pray it does not return.
Description: While the living struggle to make ends meet and survive, the deceased rest in peace. They relax in satin lined boxes, no longer bogged down with the weight and responsibilities of day to day, and are purely content to allow the universe to continue on without their involvement.
Description: Breakfast just got grr-uesome! In this shocking tale of betrayal, a seemingly innocent Cheerio has snapped, turning into a true cereal killer. Armed with a blade and a thirst for chaos, this little oat-ring isn’t here to stay crunchy—it’s here to shred the competition. Meanwhile, the poor Shreddie clings to life, caught in a milky nightmare, its once-crispy confidence crumbling under the cold shower of doom. With nowhere to run and the milk carton standing idly by, it's clear—this morning meal is anything but wholesome.
