Christine Parker Co

Description: Feel like you’re running on a never-ending hamster wheel? Same. This funny “This Is Fine” design is perfect for anyone stuck in the rat race, trying to #girlboss while everything around you is an actually on fire. Featuring a cute hamster running on a flaming wheel, it’s a relatable nod to burnout, hustle culture, and the daily grind. Perfect for anyone who thrives on dark humor, chaos, and laughing through the flames.

Description: Add some punk attitude to your wardrobe with this “Punk Rock Tea Party” t-shirt! Featuring a skeleton hand pouring tea from a floral teapot, this edgy and whimsical design is perfect for mischievous tea lovers with a rebellious streak, fans of alternative fashion, or anyone who enjoys a quirky, macabre twist on tradition.

Description: Southwestern design of cacti, flying saucer, desert and space elements, for anyone who was cool in 1998 when that Offspring album came out.

Description: A pair of fancy haunted cowgirl boots and a cowboy hat next to a prickly pear cacti, surrounded by ghosts and spiderwebs. Caption reads “saddup up, cow-ghouls, we’re going haunting.”

Description: A sparkling green snake coils around pink peony flowers with the phrase “In the End, We’re All Just Stories” in a banner. Perfect for fans of bold, nature-inspired art and meaningful quotes.

Description: A spooky cute jack-o-lantern pumpkin with retro flowers in a doodlecore style. Perfect for your fall adventures at the autumn pumpkin patch

Description: A stack of grinning orange pumpkin jack-o-lanterns with doodle flowers

Description: A cozy fall pumpkin with tea, books, and flowers for all you spooky cute autumn babes

Description: Spooky cute pumpkin illustration of a peach fuzz colored jack-o-lantern gourd wearing a surprised expression and surrounded by neon green flowers and brown leaves.

Description: A grinning orange pumpkin surrounded by flowers and spooky cute ghosts, perfect for those who are back on their Halloween bullshit. Choose a mid-range color shirt - not too dark and not too light

Description: Looks like we’re effed… This design looks best on a medium color shirt, neither too dark nor too light!

Description: Part of the coven collection by Christine Parker

Description: Part of the coven collection by Christine Parker

Description: A medallion of purple flowers in a traditional tattoo style reminding you to trust the process, have confidence that everything will work out.

Description: Mental health support, motivation, and self care! Tattoo style flowers in shades of purple with a quote that reads “you’re allowed to choose peace for yourself” in traditional tattoo style hand lettering.

Description: Just because it’s hard, it does not mean you’re failing. Gently remind yourself to keep going with this short motivational quote hand lettered in soft pastel colors.

Description: Cartoony 3D block letters in neon green express your surprise, shock, and horror, because let’s be real, everything is WOWZERS right now. A cute blue heart dots the “I” and the typography is surrounded by twinkling black stars.

Description: Are you feeling lucky this St Patrick’s Day? You deserve a big pot of gold yarn at the end of the rainbow. The perfect design for knitters and crocheters this March.

Description: Tattoo style orange and white koi fish swim around a teal blue watery koi pond. Art style uses heavy black ink and line work, and colorful stipple shading. Perfect for fans of biology and ichthyology, or anyone who has a backyard koi pond. Designed and illustrated by Christine Parker, 2024. More at christineparkerco.com.

Description: A fun hand drawn illustration of a series of beetles in groovy shades of orange and green color palette and decorated with folk art style flowers. Perfect for any entomologist or bug lover!

Description: The perfect shirt for sock knitters and book lovers! The best way to keep your hands and ears busy is by engaging in multiple hobbies at once.

Description: A cute little mousie wearing a red plaid coat and blue hat, excited about the snow!

Description: Wear this shirt so everyone leaves you the fuck alone when you're crocheting, thanks, goodbye. Also available in a solid dark/black colored version.

Description: Wear this shirt so everyone leaves you the fuck alone when you're crocheting, thanks, goodbye. Also available in a black/dark colored version.

Description: Wear this shirt so everyone leaves you the fuck alone when you're knitting, thanks, goodbye. Also available in a black/dark colored version.

Description: Wear this shirt so everyone leaves you the fuck alone when you're knitting, thanks, goodbye. Also available in a white/light colored version.

Description: A colorful recalcitrant Ouija board with a bad attitude. Don't tell me what to do.

Description: A magic cauldron bubbling with green ooze and purple smoke with sparkly stars and poisonous red mushrooms. For feminist witches only.

Description: A pastel purple support badge for your best witches, complete with magical mushrooms, moon, and sparkly stars.

Description: Thanks for passing Issue 2, Ohioans!

Description: A ball of rainbow yarn stuck through with knitting needles, surrounded by bold hand lettering that reads “fuck off I’m knitting”.

Description: A ball of rainbow yarn stuck through with a crochet hook, surrounded by bold hand lettering that reads “fuck off I’m crocheting”.

Description: If you attended Wool & Folk fiber festival 2023 in Catskill, NY, this shirt is for you. Perfect gift for knitters and crocheters.

Description: Did you attend Wool & Folk fiber festival 2023 in Catskill, NY? Yeeeeeeeeaahhhhhh.

Description: Happy pumpkin mushrooms are ready for Halloween! Original illustration by Christine Parker Co.

Description: A spooky skeleton bat surrounded by lacy folk art flowers.