Christine Parker & Co

A spotted mushroom with sparkly fairy moth wings? Ok!

1982 vintage car-truck

Show your support for reproductive freedom and fancy coffee with this fall vibes pumpkin design!

For all you spooky bitches.

For all you spooky bitches.

A purple book decorated with daisies and titled The Importance of Becoming Ungovernable, a parody of the Oscar Wilde classic. I think he would have appreciated your disobedience.

A blue book with green bookmark entitled 101 Ways to Mind Your Own Fucking Business. A perfect gift for your favorite introverted book nerd.

A red-orange book decorated with daisy flowers and green vines entitled "fuck off I'm reading," a perfect gift for your favorite antisocial book nerd.

A swamp green book decorated with daisies and green vines with a handlettered title that reads "Support Your Local Library."

Introverted, but willing to discuss reading! What's the last great book you read? What are you reading now?

A stack of books in retro colors decorated with flowers and a bookmark reading "Read More Banned Books" across the spines.

Is someone chopping onions in here?

Pink and purple mushrooms and little skull surrounded by swamp green leaves and black sparkle stars with the words “you are not too mush” in retro style font. Who doesn’t need a reminder that it’s ok to take up space?

Put on your comfy pants and snuggle up because it’s cozy time 🙌

Perfect gift for daredevils and the accident prone!

A cute pink yelling ankylosaurus and some cartoon dynamite with the words “you’re dinomite” - a perfect Valentine’s Day gift for your favorite paleontologist and/or lover! Note the tiny “oh shit,” this design isn’t for kids!

This hilarious antisocial design makes a great gift for your favorite shy person or introvert! If you hate talking to people, this distressed t-shirt is for you. It's a perfect gift or birthday present for socially awkward homebodies. Pairs well with the other designs in my Introvert collection. Available in both light and dark colorways.

Are you shy or socially awkward? This funny introversion shirt is for you! Wallflowers and homebodies will love this antisocial design that makes a perfect Christmas gift or birthday present. Pairs well with the other designs in my Introvert collection. Available in both light and dark colorways.

Make sure everyone knows you're not out voluntarily. Pairs well with the other designs in my Introvert collection. Available in both light and dark colorways.

Make sure everyone knows you're not out voluntarily. Pairs well with the other designs in my Introvert collection. Available in both light and dark colorways.

Make sure everyone knows you're not out voluntarily. Pairs well with the other designs in my Introvert collection. Available in both light and dark colorways.

Make sure everyone knows you're not out voluntarily. Pairs well with the other designs in my Introvert collection. Available in both light and dark colorways.

Green monstera leaf with a pink circle behind and the words “leaf me alone”. Great gift for introverts!

♫ I’ve come to talk with you again ♫

Old fashioned antique book with olive green and gold embossed cover and the words “book slut” in bold hand lettering.

Green monstera leaf with a pink circle behind and the words “leaf me alone”. Great gift for introverts!

♫ I’ve come to talk with you again ♫

Drop a dollar in the Swear Jar! This one is cartoon style pastel blue swear jar with a lid and pink flowers on the label.

Cartoon style shooting star in minty blue with orange and yellow trail and black and white sparkles with the word “ugh” handwritten inside.