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It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Go for a bike ride to put a smile on your face.

I hope you enjoy diabetes.

I wish I had more middle fingers colored with outlines. Now I do.

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Give someone a nice a big middle finger.

Good, fast, and cheap. Two out of three ain't bad.

I wish I had more middle fingers with colored nails.

I wish I had more middle fingers

I wish I had more middle fingers.

I wish I had more middle fingers

I wish I could ctrl + z my driving record.

I’d like a slice of pumpkin pi.

Pierre's Used Rifles have never been fired and only dropped once.

I'm so introverted and need my space so badly that I'm getting into a rocket and blasting off.

Drunk clouds vomit rainbows

That sweet, sweet release after holding it in too long.

First one there is a rotten zygote.

Drink some whiskey to celebrate St. Patrick's Day on 3/17.

I'll have a large pizza pi with pepperoni, olives, onions and bell peppers.

Drink some beer to celebrate St. Patrick's Day on 3/17.

Relax at the end of a stressful day with a nice glass of peenot noir.

A great ice breaker for people you meet from rural Kentucky.

Sane, attractive, and smart. Two out of three ain't bad.

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