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The Snow Giraffe Shorts
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Description: In the vast catalogue of creatures granted the honorific ‘snow’—snow owls, snow leopards, snow hares—none is quite as elusive as the Snow Giraffe. Little is known about this majestic winter wanderer: Where does it find its endless supply of scarves? Who crafted its impeccably sturdy boots? No one can say for certain. But those lucky enough to glimpse one drifting through a quiet, frozen forest agree—it’s among the great wonders of the animal kingdom.

Tags: animal, attenborough, christmas, cozy, fantasy creature
Bride of Frankie Shorts
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Description: Isn't she lovely? So fashionable and so well put together. Looks beautiful in almost any colour.

Tags: black and white, bride, bride of frankenstein, classic, frankensteins monster
Mr. Fox Hot Box Derby Shorts

Description: Team merch for the East River Side All-Stars! A Fantastic Mr. Fox–inspired Whack-Bat tournament tee, complete with fiery pinecones, derby flair, and Mr. Fox at bat. Crest on the front, full graphic on the back — just like real sports tourney gear.

Tags: all stars, animated film, cult film, fox art, fox lover
Miracle Over the Mojave (reverse out) Shorts
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Description: A midair miracle we’ll never forget. The personas of First Officer Blunt and Captain Allears guide their 737 to safety — through a sky full of pertinent conversation and respectful feedback.

Tags: airplane, aviation, california, comedy, miracle
Sesame Street Crime Shorts
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Description: Shhhh... Riiight... Lefty's got the numbers you need.

Tags: 70s, 70s pop culture, 70s tv, 80s, 90s
Whack-Bat Hot Box Derby (...just the back) Shorts

Description: Team merch for the East River Side All-Stars! A Fantastic Mr. Fox–inspired Whack-Bat tournament tee, complete with fiery pinecones and derby flair — just like real sports tourney gear.

Tags: animated film, cult film, fox art, fox lovers, hot box derby
MCA Ear Goggles Shorts
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Description: Strictly handheld is the style I go · Never rock the mic with the pantyhose · I strap on my ear goggles, and I'm ready to go!

Tags: beastie boys fans, beastie boys hip hop, beastie boys vintage style, check your head, dj
Nothing But Flowers Shorts
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Description: Inspired by the song 'Nothing But Flowers' by The Talking Heads

Tags: 80s, david byrne, new wave, psycho killer, retro
Untitled (Hi-Fidelity) Shorts
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Description: using a milk crate for this purpose is illegal! Most crates state something using a milk crate for this purpose is illegal! Most crates state something like WARNING: USE BY OTHER THAN REGISTERED OWNER PROHIBITED BY LAW

Tags: pop, photo collage, wax, collage, headphones
Hard Worker Shorts
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Description: Loyal to the company!

Tags: chocolate, candy, chocolate factory, movies, fairy tale
There Will Be Hell Toupée Shorts
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Description: Just an evil play on words.

Tags: horror, tpween2022, joke, pun, saying
The Exorcist Shorts
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Description: This design is a re-rendering of 1887 illustration from a book entitled “Phallic worship : an outline of the worship of the generative organs, as being, or as representing, the Divine Creator, with suggestions as to the influence of the phallic idea on religious creeds, ceremonies, customs and symbolism, past and present” (now that’s a book title!)

Tags: 1800s, devil, engraving, good vs evil, halloween
Gary (Forever Young) Shorts
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Description: Messenger for the Guardians of Eternal Youth, defense Lawyer for too cool and cosmic El Camino owner.

Tags: cartoon network, el camino, gary, retro, regularshow
Garrett Bobby Ferguson (Sore Loser) Shorts
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Description: Garrett Bobby Ferguson (or G.B.F.) was the "Broken Bonez" high score record holder until he met Mordecai and Rigby.

Tags: gamer, cartoons, gaming, video game, gbf

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