Clint Hall

Description: Crumbs are not enough! Drop everything!

Description: His prime directive is to HANG TEN

Description: Most people seem to dislike house flies. They're not so bad.

Description: It's easy for a ghost to forget that people are fragile.

Description: A power outlet, like you might find in any US home

Description: Mischief is tiring work! I'd love to sneak off for a nap, but there's so much trouble I could be getting into, and there's so little time...

Description: Turtles are nature's cheeseburgers.

Description: You'd never know it by looking at him, but this dude's vocals are scary as heck.

Description: Everyone hates necromancers. What benefit have they brought to the world? Inept skeleton warriors? Bah!

Description: Meet Dr Fish. He's quite remarkable. Designed and built his mechsuit all by himself. Took him an entire year.

Description: Sent from the future to protect the vibe.

Description: A biblically-accurate angel

Description: How long will it take before your mind starts to break from the impossibility of the infinity hotdog?

Description: Give a thousand monkeys a thousand skateboards and lock them in a skate park for a thousand years and at the end, one monkey will exit the skate park, and that monkey will be really good at skating.

Description: Those who live near them know the awful truth; the Great Lakes are alive, and they are hungry.

Description: Sacred truths of the secret mystic orders, condensed into one tightly-coiled, steaming package.

Description: Yoooooo, somebody's fart smells like they've been dead for CENTURIES

Description: I think it's usually a different two fingers, but... does it matter?

Description: I feel like he's judging me. I feel like he's reading my mind...

Description: A venue really must be constructed from the ground up with centaur accessibility in mind, or forget about it. The cost and labor associated with converting a building is so prohibitive so as to be unthinkable. These signs are much, much more affordable.

Description: More and more centaurs are struck by careless motorists every year. We need a heck of a lot more signs warning drivers to pay special attention in areas of high centaur traffic.

Description: This is what it would look like if gargoyles did a number two, probably.

Description: This dog has strong opinions about war, but he can't talk, so he's just gotta express himself in the best way he knows how.

Description: Aw, dang! We went and filled the box with your favorite part: the bones!!

Description: What if: glizzies but fingers??

Description: If you see this in your travels, watch for elder gods in the vicinity.

Description: Did you know lizards clean themselves like dogs do? Ergo, dragons!

Description: Dire situations call for silly people.

Description: As in, "you're gonna have to pry this choking chicken from my cold, dead hand."

Description: Some dragons have fire breath, but this little guy breathes hot queso cheese dip!

Description: Some goblins skate to get where they're going. Some goblins skate because it's about the journey.

Description: It's summertime somewhere! All you need is a sunbeam and a dream. It's going to be a glorious soft cat summer.

Description: even tigers get discouraged

Description: It's a kitty-cat! It's a caterpillar! It's a horrifying, fuzzy sleeve of rainbow gumballs

Description: Let's set off on a new adventure!

Description: Even beholders have dads, I guess