A Thin Slice of Anxiety

Description: A copy of a copy of someone you almost knew.

Description: Official Crooked Staples art collective design. Art, print, noise, literature, and whatever else we can staple together. Made for the underground, the overlooked, and the beautifully crooked.

Description: Anxiety is the condition. Nihilism is the coping mechanism.

Description: For those who grew up in the hollers, the hills, or simply carry Appalachia with them.

Description: For readers who romanticize writers and accidentally inherit their nervous systems.

Description: Photocopied feelings. Hand-drawn panic.

Description: What translucent eyes see isn’t always meant to be seen.

Description: People are exhausting. Recovery time is not optional.

Description: Welcome to the one-stop shop for intrusive thoughts, caffeine dependency, and unnecessary stress.

Description: For the people who read 200 pages a night and Google symptoms at 2am.

Description: Empires collapse. Anxiety remains.

Description: The program nobody asked for but everyone accidentally enrolled in.

Description: Dance like your intrusive thoughts are watching.

Description: AP Rainbow

Description: Schoolhouse Rock Parody

Description: A Thin Slice of Anxiety

Description: Kill False Cool