372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Don't feed dogs pie! It's definitely not cozy! Despite what Murder in Christmas River would have you believe

All your favorite and least favorite 372 authors now on one shirt! White text variant for darker shirt colors

All the authors of your favorite and least favorite 372 Pages books

The iconic 372 Pages "Hell of a Rig" cow is now The Lord of the Rigs!

Baby Chuckette the cow is here to take the internet by storm! Such a cute widdle Looner!

It's the rig that started at all! This depiction of the original inflatable cow costume that prompted an internet user to comment "That's a hell of a rig you got there." From there, the rest was history! Design by Lucas Antoniak: http://www.riseofthemolecule.com/

If you've got one hell of a rig and want the whole world to know it, this is the T for you. Nobody has to know the horrible, inflatable cow origins of the phrase. It can be our little secret... (shirt does not come with any discreet openings or a stink tower) Shirt design by Lucas Antoniak, check out his work here: http://instagram.com/labideasart & http://www.riseofthemolecule.com/

Official logo t-shirt of the 372 Pages Podcast! If you suffered through Ready Player One or Armada with Conor and Mike, show your pride and advertise the quality of your rig with this shirt! Shirt design by Lucas Antoniak, see more of his work at http://instagram.com/labideasart & http://www.riseofthemolecule.com/