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You’ve found the official place to wear the chaos, celebrate the friendship, and proudly display a little Context Not Included wherever you go. From inside jokes to completely unexplained references, every piece of merch is a little reminder that sometimes you just had to be there.

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Iggy Uppercut Beach Blanket Tapestry
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Description: Nobody knows where Iggy Uppercut came from, but legend says he washed ashore after one of the most bizarre incidents ever discussed, and never fully explained, on Context Not Included. Ever since, he’s been spotted wherever the sun is hot, the stories are strange, and someone is about to say, “You’re not going to believe this…” Now you can bring the mystery of Iggy with you to the beach because some legends deserve absolutely no context.

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Context Not Included Tapestry
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Description: Wear the logo that celebrates a friendship where the inside jokes are endless, the stories make absolutely no sense, and somehow everyone involved knows exactly what’s happening. Context Not Included isn’t just a podcast, it’s a badge of honor for anyone who has ever had a friendship so ridiculous, authentic, and perfectly unexplainable that no context could possibly make it better. Put it on, and let the logo say what you don’t have to: you were there, you know the joke, and you’re definitely not explaining it.

Tags: context not included, frank sasso, john palma

Context Not Included Tapestry

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