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Description: You too can be part of the Neo-Tokyo Self-Defense Force.

Description: Have your own SSSP! Logo Shirt. For those days you don't want to dress up and investigate strange extra-inter-terrestrial events.

Description: Show your pride for the State University at Malibu Adjacent's Cocks. They're a scrappy University that won't go soft no matter what. Just remember, those Cocks won't go limp no matter what.

Description: The Long Island College of Math and Astrology Beavers are a team that can't be licked. No matter how hard you try, they'll keep coming until their opponents are too dehydrated to go forward.