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Designer and part-time cat juggler. I also leave single items of footwear in the street.

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Don't cry over spilt milk Shorts
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Description: The eyes are welling up. The tears may flow. Hold it together kitty, don't you go crying over spilt milk.

Tags: cat, catlover, catlovers, cry, disaster
Lizardnaut Shorts
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Description: A brave space explorer from the future OR the past. You decide

Tags: astronauts, galaxy, lizard, planets, reptile
Jagerbeumb - Inspector Clouseau Shorts
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Description: A beumb? Dare iz a beumb? Why Jagerbomb when you can Jagerbeumb!

Tags: alcohol, clouseau, drinking, games, jagerbomb
Rainbow skull pattern Shorts
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Description: Funky rainbow skull pattern. For lovers of all colours. Show these colours with pride

Tags: bones, gay, goth, lesbian, lgbt
Dad's BBQ Shorts
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Description: The Grillmeister #the Commander-in-Chef. The Cooking Machine. All the food cooked to perfection. For the barbecue expert in your life. He really knows his onions

Tags: barbecue, barbecue lover, bbq barbecue, bbq fun, bbq funny
I love Mondays Shorts
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Description: I REALLY love Mondays. But do I? Do I REALLY love Mondays? Is it all a facade, the boundless cheery optimism.

Tags: coffee, happy, i hate mondays, joy, love
German classic car Shorts
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Description: Based on a photo I took at a classic car show. This vintage retro design is perfect for any car enthusiast

Tags: 1802, bmw, car, cars, classic
Jellyfish with best friend Shorts
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Description: Jelly and its friend will be together for ever

Tags: aquarium, fish, jellyfish art, jellyfishlover, jellyfriends
Love burst Shorts
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Description: Spray it, don't say it. A affectionate little paint spray can bursting with love

Tags: affection, cute, funny, graffiti, grafitti
You can't spell C*NT without U Shorts
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Description: Perfect gift for your best gamer friend or enemy. Meant in the best possible taste.

Tags: c wor, cunts, friends, fun, gamer
You batter believe it baby - Pancakes Shorts
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Description: Pancakes. The best breakfast food. You batter believe it baby. Yummy golden discs of perfection.

Tags: american pancake, batter, breakfast, breakfast food, food
I love bowls but I might be bias Shorts
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Description: For the lawn bowl lover. Bowls, also known as lawn bowls or lawn bowling, is a sport in which players try to roll their ball (called a bowl) closest to a smaller ball (known as a "jack" or sometimes a "kitty"). The bowls are heavier on one side so that they turn when being rolled. The game is played either in teams or one against one. The game was first played in the 13th century. The game is played on grass, although other surfaces are sometimes used. Matches are held either until one player gets to a score, or when an amount of ends are played. The game is mostly played on a bowling green, which can vary by the type of bowls being played. Whilst the game is often played outdoors, there are indoor bowling venues, and can also be played on

Tags: bowling, carpet bowls, crown green bowl, indoor bowls, jack
Sounds Gay, I'm in Shorts

Description: A fun and adventurous design.

Tags: bisexual, fun, gay, gay pride, happy
Timelord - KOTJMF Shorts
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Description: The only justified and ancient enforcement vehicle you want to see in your wing mirror.

Tags: 90s, ancient, dance, doctor who, jamm
Alpine Walking Group Shorts
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Description: Join the original alpine walking enthusiasts. Sidestepping descents in search of fun and japes

Tags: adventure, mountain, ski, ski resort, skier
It's not the menopause - It's YOU! Shorts
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Description: Fun design for women of a certain age.

Tags: health, hormones, hotflush, impatient, menopausal
Puzzle fan - Dissectologist at work Shorts
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Description: For those that loves puzzles. Do not disturb the Dissectologist!

Tags: puzzle, puzzler, puzzle fan, love puzzles, dissectologist
Queues likely - The joy of camper ownership Shorts
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Description: Camper queue. Low and slow. They may be awesome but they are not speedy.

Tags: bay window bus, bay window, vw bus, vw, vdub
Queues likely - The joy of camper ownership Shorts
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Description: Camper queue. Low and slow. They may be awesome but they are not speedy.

Tags: van life, vw, splitscreen, vw kombi, volkswagen van
Beef based drink - Spaced Shorts
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Description: Inspired by a quote from the classic comedy TV series Spaced. Great dialogue between Mike and Tyres. Have a banana!

Tags: british comedy show, british television, comedy, haveabanana, mikewatt
I say, Ding Dong - Leslie Phillips Shorts
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Description: I say, Ding Dong. Leslie Phillips one of my favourite Carry On actors and a design featuring one of his most famous catchphrases.

Tags: british comedy classic, carry on, carry on films, comedy, ding dong
Can we go boarding now? Shorts
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Description: Created by me whilst waiting for the winter season. For those who want to ski. Also applicable for those that always find themselves waiting for other people to mess about with their ski boots.

Tags: halfpipe, snowboards, snowboarders, snowboarding gift, snowboarding
Can we go skiing now? Shorts
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Description: Created by me whilst waiting for the winter season. For those who want to ski. Also applicable for those that always find themselves waiting for other people to mess about with their ski boots.

Tags: wintersports, skiing, ski lover, ski humor, skier
Skull & Crossbones Shorts
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Description: Skull and crossbones. Designed by Pirate Bill. Rumours have it that he killed the man that designed Comic Sans. Garh!

Tags: crossbones, skulls, pirates, streetwear, skeleton
Pie lover Shorts
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Description: Pie, because you can't put gravy on a cake. Steak and kidney, chicken and mushroom, whatever you want to stick between two layers of pastry. TWO LAYERS, none of that pastry lid shenanigans here.

Tags: gravy, cake, baking, watercrust, cooking
Are clouds angel guffs? Shorts
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Description: Maybe clouds are the result of baked bean chomping angel bodies. Pumping and parping a heavenly chorus

Tags: farts, cloud, guffs, parps, clouds
Dert Box Transmissions Shorts
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Description: Dert Box Transmissions - Strong, sturdy and able to take a vast amount of punishment - Spoof motorsport company

Tags: spoof, motor racing, gearbox, gearboxs, mechanics
Superfly Shorts
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Description: The ultimate superhero - landing on poop near you

Tags: insect, buzz, bugs, superheroes, urban
Tiki head Shorts
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Description: Surf style tiki head design for all occasions

Tags: tiki bar, tikibar, tiki tiki, tiki god, surfing
Tiki head Shorts
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Description: Surf style tiki head design for all occasions

Tags: tiki room, hawaiian, tiki mask, tiki culture, tiki bar
Skulltastic - Skull design Shorts
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Description: Four colour skull pattern

Tags: skulltastic, skull lover, bones, crossbones, skull fan
If Schrodinger had a horse... Shorts
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Description: If Schrodinger had a horse there be no doubt would there. One big horsey straight equine answer right there.

Tags: schrodinger cat, geeky, paradox, schrodingers cat, schrodingers
Moodoo Shorts
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Description: Get a taste of the magic milky madness! Udderly ridiculous.

Tags: animal, cow, cow gift, cow lover, cows
Snowboarder patch Shorts
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Description: Snowboarder patch design created from a doodle of mine. With his dragon design snowboard. Snowboarding is definitely one of my favourite sports and a very enjoyable hobby.

Tags: mountain, snowboarding gift, snowboarders, snowboarding lovers, winter
Little robot Shorts
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Description: The little robot of joy and happiness. A robotic little character. A dude of data.

Tags: computers, data, giant robot, little robot, mecha
Cheeky hanging monkey Shorts
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Description: Cheeky, happy little monkey hanging down from the front. Cheeky chimp

Tags: animal, ape, chimp, chimpanzee, jungle

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