Copulators Die First

Description: This is the only place you'll find the official logo for the virtual horror summer camp for adults and teens available for purchase on a plethora of items! Do yourself a solid and buy something to show your camp pride!

Description: His name's Jerome, and he's a spooky campfire. Don't roast marshmallows over him - he hates that.

Description: Welcome to Camp Idonwannadie, where honestly the only things you're gonna do are watch horror movies, worship scream queens, revel in cheesy, over-acted movies, kiki with the gang, drool over the hunky counselors, and probably make out with your bunk mate at 3 am.

Description: Don't you wanna slap our gorgeous logo on all your shit? Do it! We support you.

Description: For LGBTQIA+ Pride Month 2019, Copulators Die First is offering this exclusive gay n' spooky design! (Ok, maybe it's more adorable than spooky...whatever) A portion of proceeds will be donated to organizations who work to support the LGBTQIA+ community!

Description: These cute little dead guys, they are at it again, repping the LGBT+ community loud and proud! Isn't it so pleasing to the eye, to see them so organized in rows?

Description: Our little colorful, dead friends are at it again, doing their little diagonal dance! Keep on repping for the LGBT+ community, little friends! You rock, boos!

Description: This little guy isn't fooling around when it comes to representation. He's out and proud as a sexy, single, sassy specter!

Description: Boo, you KNOW we give Scream Queen a whole new meaning. Here's your official chance to let the world know that not only are you a scream queen, and/or a queen, but a SCREAM QUEEN. You're welcome.

Description: It's pride month. How do we make our already gay podcast gayer? RAINBOWS!!!

Description: Our cuddly mascot! Take him home. Wear him on your loving bosom! Proudly tell the world you support spooky homosexuals everywhere!

Description: Nick made this while he was...feeling good. But then he liked it, and was like "I think I'm an artist and people will want this." So please, validate him.

Description: When it comes down to it, what is "normal?" Don't we all just have....weird, gay, bodies? Flaunt that shit with this little ditty.

Description: If you listen to our podcast, you know that the word "referential" gets used a lot. Therefore, it needed a t-shirt. Done.

Description: Ashley's tagline. Duh.

Description: Luca is Nick's Frenchie. He rules the roost, and 51% of this company. Never cross him, or feed him pizza. He loves pizza, but man does it make him gassy.

Description: Luca is Nick's Frenchie. He rules the roost, and 51% of this company. Never cross him, or feed him pizza. He loves pizza, but man does it make him gassy.