Corn Happens!

Description: ASU Graduates and Alumni - Get your "I survived lot 59" design here. You earned it. Walking through the harsh desert, semester after semester just to find your car at the end of the lot; you must have arrived to school at 7:05am to get such a bad spot.

Description: ASU Graduates and Alumni - Get your "I survived lot 59" design here. You earned it. Walking through the harsh desert, semester after semester just to find your car at the end of the lot; you must have arrived to school at 7:05am to get such a bad spot.

Description: When the time is right and all you need is a Cold Juan, grab yourself Juan Beer

Description: Tell someone off with this classic insult.

Description: Be like DipS#$% Derek from Stranger Things and tell people off with this shirt/saying.

Description: Ted Wheeler is the last true family man who came before Clark Griswold.

Description: All Ted Wheeler wanted was a piece of bacon, not a piece of a Demogorgon.

Description: Ted Wheeler only wanted a piece of bacon, not to fight a Demogorgon.

Description: A fresh take on the famous Corn Happens! saying.

Description: Poop humor joke expanding the Corn Happens! Universe. Bad time happens and so does corn. Forget it and move on.

Description: Poop humor joke expanding the Corn Happens! Universe. Bad time happens and so does corn. Forget it and move on.

Description: Poop humor joke expanding the Corn Happens! Universe. Drive home the meaning of Corn Happens with this design.

Description: Poop humor joke expanding the Corn Happens! Universe. Drive home the meaning of Corn Happens with this design.

Description: Get Off Two Feet and shooting and drive to the paint when attacking.

Description: You should be as strong as a corn kernel when facing life’s challenges. We all know how strong corn can be. The digestive system can’t even break a kernel. Be like corn and be indestructible.

Description: Have you ever failed? Recycle your failures into wins. Every time you fail you learn. Use those moments to do better the next time. Recycle failures into successes.

Description: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! Forget IT! Corn Happens! Wash it off and move on. Disappointment happens everyday. Learn from it.

Description: Teach your point guard to drive the ball into the paint as many times as possible before dishing the rock for an assist. This will draw the defense in and open up the other players.

Description: Coach your basketball players to get off two feet when attempting layups!

Description: Just forget about it, corn happens! Move on and learn from failures and unfortunate things.

Description: Every time you eat corn, you know what happens. It comes back. It's never goodbye when it comes to corn.

Description: Every time you eat corn, you know what happens. It comes back. It's never goodbye when it comes to corn.

Description: Turn the bad things that happen into good lessons. Recycle your failures. You need to be strong like a piece of corn. Nothing breaks down a corn kernel. We think you are stronger than a small piece of corn.

Description: Are you the star of a viral fail video or should you be? This faceplant design is perfect for you. No matter what, Corn Happens! Get back up and try again.

Description: Trying to blame a fart on someone else? Whoever smelt it dealt it!!!!!!!!

Description: Let's face it, you hear a fart and you can't help but laugh. Whoever doesn't laugh at a fart has no soul.

Description: Have you ever fallen, failed, and just wanted to give up??? Don't let anything get you down. Be indestructible like a piece of corn.

Description: If you walk into a room, fart and yell out, Do you smell popcorn? Everyone will take a big wiff of your gift to them.

Description: Plan on eating gassy foods today? Be kind and tell everyone there will be lot's of farts tonight.

Description: Are you and introvert or extrovert; or something completely different????

Description: Funny joke T-shirt.

Description: The oldest trick in the book......

Description: Association of Citizens

Description: Does someone or something you know induce Nightmares??? Tag it or them with this catchy phrase.

Description: Get the all new QR Code Corn Happens! apparel now. This item offers a new monthly message/slogan to help everyone get over life's frustrations with humor.

Description: It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The original hand drawn ‘Corn Happens!’ design is available now. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn