Bridget Serdock

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: Wow, is it already Pride again? Alright. Well, we can’t go outside. But we can still show some Pride with some fabulous merch

Description: A red, old ford pickup truck. Not too old. But old.

Description: A 1970’s-ish Chevrolet Chevelle

Description: It’s a 2018 yellow Jeep Wrangler for that basic white dude/girl in your life who loves themselves a good Jeep

Description: It’s a Pontiac GTO. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t remember what year it is. But don’t it look cool?

Description: It’s a 1971 Chevy Camaro. In blue. Cause I like blue.

Description: It’s a 1970’s Plymouth Duster. I don’t know what else I can say about it

Description: It’s a bunch of humpback whales. Breaching. What more is there to say?

Description: Do you radiate judginess on those around you? Do people know you’re judging them without you saying anything? Do you really like sassy toasters? Well, why the f@*k are you sharing that info with me?

Description: If you’re a fan of my comic “Sleep Like Death”, then you’re gonna want this bangin’ shirt.... Yeah, “bangin’” felt wrong. This COOL shirt. Yeah. That’s better.

Description: When you’re born to stand out, you gotta dress the part. Or, at least that’s what this Thresher Shark tells his judgmental mother who thinks purple is a ridiculous color for any shark to wear.

Description: Clearly, this here basking shark is an opera singer. I mean, why else would it have a mouth so big? For sucking in plankton? No. That can’t be right.

Description: This guy is just trying to get to work. And by work I mean that he swims through brackish water upstream with the explicit intent of inciting terror because why the f@#k else would he be in Illinois?

Description: Just because he leads a sedentary life, that doesn’t mean the nurse shark can’t dress up every now and again. Even hermits like to look nice.

Description: This dogfish might be a pack hunter, but it’d be damned if it didn’t make sure it stood out from the crowd.... pack?

Description: Though not technically a shark, this endangered species is raring a ready to have a night on the town showing them dang polluters and poachers how to dress.

Description: Having the longest know life span of all sharks at 300-500 years, the Greenland shark has had plenty of time to learn how to dress. So sit down, you whippersnapper! He knows what he’s doing

Description: Sand sharks know how to dress, and they are totally judging you. Seriously, guys, it’s a Sunday. Do better.

Description: The chillest fish in the sea just wants to say hi. He wants you to know you’re pretty cool. And despite being a shark, he won’t eat you. You’re just too dang big. You’re a choking hazard for him, really.

Description: You do not want to be late to Sharkology 101. Your professor won’t just deduct points, but he might even eat you.

Description: Little known fact: tiger sharks hate jackets. They don’t like wearing them. They don’t like other people wearing them. They hate eating people that wear them. They just hate jackets.

Description: The name’s White, Great White. No idea how this shark got a suit or what he intends to use it for, but I suggest staying out of his way

Description: Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer? Can you be strong? Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up?.... No? Well, we don’t need to tell anyone that. Just wear the shirt. They’ll never know

Description: If you want to pretend that the Universe has a special plan in mind for you and every other living being, go right ahead. You’re wrong. But, yeah, go ahead. Just don’t tell anyone else. She doesn’t like being slandered like that.

Description: Sorry for the outburst, but honestly, please shut up. I am in physical pain.

Description: For whenever someone says “kiss me, I’m Irish”. Or when someone asks to kiss you because you’re Irish. Or someone talks to you. You know what? If you can’t think of a good reason to use this, then you can feck off

Description: For whenever someone says “kiss me, I’m Irish”. Or when someone asks to kiss you because you’re Irish. Or someone talks to you. You know what? If you can’t think of a good reason to use this, you can feck off

Description: Sharks aren’t dangerous or anything. Look at this here great white. He’s just sayin’ “Hi there”. That’s all. He’s definitely not thinking about how he’d like to rip you to shreds for polluting his home so bad that he had to alter his migratory routes.