Bridget Serdock

Description: Ever wonder why your yogurt tastes so heckling good? It’s because it’s cultured. It’s been to France, like, once and is basically, like, fluent. It’s such a world traveler, that material objects just, like, don’t really matter, you know?

Description: There’s a very good reason that squirrels don’t go SCUBA diving. Sharks. They really don’t like the predatory competition.

Description: The ultimate Power Ranger team is not comprised of measly teenagers. Oh no! It is full of experienced, knowledgeable, balding, technologically inept, maybe a tad out of touch, DADS!! They’re like Baby Boomers, but you know, relatable. Maybe?

Description: Look super fly in this [generic logo] shirt! Everyone will want one because of how much they love [generic logo]! I mean, who doesn’t know and love [generic logo]?! *******note to self: do not forget to upload some generic logo that anyone can identify with

Description: The tritatertots was an herbivorous ceratopsid dinosaur hailing from Cretaceous North America. Its crunchy exterior as well as its three horns on its face provide itself with an unbeatable defense against any and all attackers. The longer the gestation period, the darker the scales and more durable its hide.

Description: The potatodactyl was a pterosaur from the Jurassic period, specifically the early tithonian period, and had a wingspan of 1.04 meters (3’5”). This pterosaur was a carnivore that preyed primarily on fish and chips and other aquatic life. They are believed to be diurnal.

Description: The Tyyamosaurus Rex is a carnivorous theropod that lived during the upper starch-aceous period. Despite its terrifying size and jaw strength, it was actually a scavenger, and fed on fallen starchosaurs left behind by other predators.

Description: That little lizard that shows up for all of 10 seconds in 'She-Ra and the Princesses of Power'

Description: She-Ra's faithful steed, Swift Wind, clearly unimpressed with you for something