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Andromeda's Light Arrived. My Package Didn't. Hoodie
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Description: Light from Andromeda took 2.5 million years to get here. My package is still out for delivery. Space facts with sarcasm from Cosmic Sarcasm.

Tags: andromeda, astronomy, delivery, funny, galaxy
13.8 Billion Years Old. Forgot Why I Walked In. Hoodie
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Description: The universe is 13.8 billion years old. I still can't remember why I walked in here. Space facts with sarcasm from Cosmic Sarcasm.

Tags: astronomy, big bang, forgetful, funny, nerd
More Stars Than Sand. Still Missing a Sock. Hoodie
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Description: There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on Earth. I still can't find the other sock. Space facts with sarcasm from Cosmic Sarcasm.

Tags: astronomy, funny, laundry, sarcasm, science
Sunlight Traveled 93 Million Miles. I Hit Snooze. Hoodie
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Description: Sunlight traveled 93 million miles to wake me up. I hit snooze four times. Space facts with sarcasm from Cosmic Sarcasm.

Tags: astronomy, funny, morning, sarcasm, science
Olympus Mons vs. My Stairs Hoodie
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Description: Olympus Mons on Mars is about 2.5 times taller than Mount Everest. I get winded on the stairs. Space facts with sarcasm from Cosmic Sarcasm.

Tags: astronomy, funny, mars, nerd, olympus mons

Olympus Mons vs. My Stairs Hoodie

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